Glen L.
Yelp
If you ever wondered what it would feel like having successfully cleared security only to be rectally violated shortly afterwards, then you should try your luck at 5ive Steak.
I sat down at a table, waited a little while for a menu. Had to wait a little longer to order. In hindsight this turned out to be a good thing because at first I was going to order a rib eye steak. But at nearly $50 and a burger being priced at around $16 I thought to myself, you are at an airport, better to order a $16 burger and be unhappy than to order a $50 steak and be unhappy.
The server finally came, I ordered my burger and he said there is a 30 minute wait for a burger. I checked the clock, confirmed that works for my schedule and told the waiter 30 minutes is fine.
Didn't think much of my order until the order for the gentleman sitting next to arrived. He is clearly unhappy, as his burger arrived with American cheese instead of cheddar. And then it hit me, I don't eat burgers, I eat cheeseburgers. I don't recall selecting the cheese for my burger because the waiter never asked me. And he didn't ask me how I wanted the burger cooked either.
My burger arrived in 20 minutes, without any cheese and was medium rare. Not at all what I wanted. I didn't make a scene, I didn't complain. My seat is at the back of the airplane and if the burger being too rare was going to make me sick, I'm only 3 steps from the restroom.
I get halfway thru my burger and decide this experience really annoyed me to the point that I want to write this review, but I can't because my fingers are covered in moo blood and somehow there are no napkins on my table.
At this point I'm about ready to blow a gasket, but I remain calm because I don't want the cabin crew for my flight to think I should be deplaned.
Final total with a soda was just over $21.
At least the french fries were hot and the refills were free.
