Ana Martínez
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I’m sorry to leave such a low rating, but as you can see from the pictures, the food didn’t just look awful – it had absolutely no flavour. Mine was a prawn and asparagus risotto, and my friend’s was pasta with caviar (good luck spotting the caviar if you can).
One of the waiters asked me if I wanted cheese on my dish, then managed to serve it not only on mine but also on the table and even in my friend’s glass of water. Accidents happen, that’s fine. But he didn’t even bother to replace it – he just said “oh… sorry” and walked away. We waited for a while thinking he might come back once he’d finished with other tables, but nothing. We had to ask for another glass ourselves. And then we were charged £6 for bottled water, as apparently tap water wasn’t an option for us.
The setting itself wasn’t much better. The table was tiny, the atmosphere underwhelming, and even the toilets left much to be desired. The only halfway decent dish was the burrata, and even that was fairly bland. To top it off, we were seated right by the so-called “terrace”, and halfway through our meal someone decided to open one of the doors without asking, letting in a freezing draft – we were shivering by the end.
We had really been looking forward to coming here, but it turned out to be a huge disappointment.