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Who comes to &pizza, and why?
That Laptop girl comes when Excel SPREADSHEETS HER
That Facebook girl comes when a friend DELETES HER
Mother Earth comes here when mankind DEPLETES HER
And if you're gonna come, come to &PIZZA
That Olympian girl comes when a dude ATHLETES HER
That leftover lover comes when someone REHEATS HER
SARAH PALIN comes here when someone EXCRETES HER
But if you're gonna come, come to &PIZZA
That bodybuilder girl comes here when she COMPETES, YEAH
That Rubik's Cube girl comes when somebody COMPLETES HER
That fake reviewer comes when the CM ELITES HER
And if you're gonna come, come to &PIZZA
That tabloid girl comes when someone BROADSHEETS HER
That gullible girl comes when someone DECEITS HER
The mafia girl comes when someone CONCRETES HER
But if you're gonna come, come to &PIZZA
Ronda Rousey comes when a girl DEFEATS HER
That Shepherd girl comes every time a sheep BLEATS HER
That one-and-done girl comes when anyone REPEATS HER
And no pizza is better than &PIZZA
That N'Sync fangirl comes when someone BACKSTREETS HER
That Joyce fangirl comes when I try to YEATS HER
That nympho girl comes everytime someone GREETS HER
But if you're gonna come, come to &PIZZA
The ice queen comes here when the sun HEATS HER
And dreams of it when any restaurant SEATS HER
The girl at Mobil thinks I wanna SHEETZ HER
But all I wanna do is take her to &PIZZA
Beyonce comes here every time Jay CHEATS HER
Rihanna comes here every time Chris B**TS HER
My Dom GF comes when a rich client EATS HER
But nothing in DC is better than &PIZZA
What to get: Ice Water...... &Pizza.
What not to forget: Your car keys....... &Pizza.
Italians are famous for style, being skinny, soccer, gelato, pasta, mopeds, age gaps, crime levels, beautiful old cities....... &pizza.
The last item on that list is literally the only thing that the US has been able to take, and improve upon. Most pizza snobs would say otherwise, but American Pizza is simultaneously very different from - and probably superior to - that in Italia.
But surely not this place? Or so I thought. Indeed, I thought I knew it all. I came here expecting absolute crap hipster pizza - because every create your own fresh new take on Pizza has been absolutely atrocious... until now. My goodness I was just trying the wrong places wasn't I.
They asked if I wanted salt on the pizza. I said no - pepperonly.
This chain has finally woken me to the idea that create your own pizza can actually be amazing. All of the parts are sensational. All the toppings are delicious. They know exactly what they're doing and they do it very well. The bread is as remarkable as the sauce which is as wonderful as the spices they put on it.
I asked where they got the idea for these sauces, and they said they cannot reveal the sauces of their sauces. My information came from a sauce whose identity will remain anonymous for his or her protection.
Okay, service is lacking a little something but I would still come back here anytime and everytime I'm in DC, because I've honestly not had many pizzas this good in my life. You can see from the picture how enormous it is - but what's even bigger is the wonderful taste. Indescribably good, in fact.
I was going to leave it there, but I've crust a line, and there's no going back, so I will continue.
It's actually the best pizza in the DC area by a long distance - and although that's not saying much, it would actually be one of the best in any City it was located in. I will be back whenever in DC, and you should be, too. For a change, it's actually not hype. This local chain completely rules DC Pizza and rewrites the pizza rules.
And if you use the bathroom, please tinkle into the bowl, not on the walls. I said they rewrote the pizza rules, not the pissing rules.