Allie C.
Yelp
How this place has positive reviews is beyond me.
I've been living in Aspen for over a year now, and have gone to Hickory House a few times. The first couple of times were fine. But today, we learned they no longer do the weekend brunch menu and when we asked about it, our server was more than annoyed with us for even asking.
Flies everywhere--I get that it can't be helped when you have the doors open but they weren't helping the situation as all the tables around us sat dirty. The table that we were seated at was sticky and unclean.
The Bloody Mary we ordered was inedible, I took one sip and it had the texture of tomato paste. Like straight up gel. The Smoked Salmon Benedict had no flavor, was ice cold, the eggs were not runny. The only thing I could ingest while there was my greasy sausage links. I could feel myself getting diarrhea as I was sitting there. We had to ask for water and coffee twice. We watched other tables around us get frustrated with the service.
There was a child running food. A child! I get that times are tough and you want to pay children a little less, but children are straight up gross and don't wash their hands, they pick their boogers, just gross overall.
Between the two of us, we spent about $100 +tip while our food wasn't eaten, our drinks weren't drank and we had a bad time. There's other places in Aspen to spend our time