Don B.
Yelp
The B-Side is another in a long line of typical Portland hipster dive bars. The atmosphere is a mix of dirty, arty, ironic, and cool. The front door opens to a dark, dirty space that smells like stale beer and cigarette. The space can be both cool and disheveled. The lights hanging over the bar have x-ray negatives in them, which gives off an eerie, low-light feel. There's a rad array of art on the walls, including one piece that's a rainbow-puking My Little Pony with, you guessed it, crushed PBR cans littered around her. If there's a dictionary entry for "hipster art", that image should be next to it.
The service was friendly and the beer tap selection was ok for a dive bar. They had the HUB Pale on tap, which was a welcome offering for me. But at $4, I didn't quite feel like it was dive bar priced.
The crowd was very homogeneous, wearing either the fixie-rider uniform (thick-rimmed glasses, Italian velo hat, chrome messenger bag, peg-leg high-water pants) or the general hipster uniform (pegleg high-water pants, black bandana tied as neckerchief, B-Side logo hoodie or blank black/dark American Apparel zip hoodie, random off-center facial piercing). They all looked exactly the same. The tables were cool, lots of them mosaic tile. Quite a hodge podge of things thrown together to make a bar.
All in all, if the place hadn't reeked of cigs and beer, I might have stayed longer than it took me to quaff my beer and run. But I am not sure what I would have stayed for. Not much to do in this bar but hang out and get drunk. The beer selection wasn't good enough to really keep me hanging out longer than one o 2 beers.
Again, the bartender was a really nice guy. That says a lot to me. Very unpretentious.
Will I be back? Not any time soon, but if I were standing nearby and wanted a simple drink, I would make no hesitation to walk on in and grab a brew.