Steph D.
Yelp
I would give this place zero stars if I could. This is the one on Shepherd.
Got there 12:30ish on a Friday, both tiny parking lots were full. We found street parking a couple blocks away.
There were no patio tables open so we sat down to wait on some benches in the hot sun. The waitress said there was supposed to be an umbrella, said she'd check but she never came back. After a while I went in, asked someone if there was an umbrella, she said she'd check but also never came back. Btw, my dog is part Saint Bernard, part Siberian Husky, part German Shepherd. This is not a good dog to be left sitting in the hot sun.
While we're waiting, some guy wanders out smoking a cigarette (you're not supposed to smoke on the patio). Social butterfly BF chats with him. The guy invites us back to his table says he's waiting for his girlfriend. He has a bottle of wine, says I can have some, pours me a glass. (it was a cheap chardonnay and not very good)
After several minutes we realized a couple things. One, the guy was very drunk and probably was already drunk when he showed up at the restaurant. Two, we didn't think any girlfriend was going to show and he used that as a ploy to get them to serve him a bottle of wine. Third, it became increasingly difficult to get our waitress or anyone else to wait on us. We flagged her down, said we knew what we wanted; she expressed a desire to go wait on two new tables but took our order reluctantly. We were like, we're not with him, just do our tab separately.
Yeah, a table opened up next to us and BF and I discussed should we move to it? Will drunk guy get offended, will the waitstaff let us? Quandary mooted as the tables were quickly reseated.
After several more long minutes a couple more things happened. Guy was smoking at the table, waiter came to tell him to put the cigarette out, said he was cut off (from any more alcohol), brought his check. It was clear they wanted him to leave. We peeked at his check, there was one bottle of wine on it and I had had a glass from that bottle. Did I mention this guy was really drunk?
Then. They served the table behind us. The party that came in half hour after we did. I strongly objected about this. They were like we'll check. Came back. This is the kicker.
Said our order was not turned in because we were seated with the drunk guy. What part of "we're not with him, we only sat at his table cause you didn't have a table for us and left the two of us plus my dog sitting in the hot sun" did you not understand?
This is where I said, "Fuck this, we're leaving". So we did.
There is a better ending to this, a little further down Shepherd is Backstreet Cafe, I said let's have lunch there as we passed by. So we did, but that's a different review.