NICK MENNELL
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So I found another Bear Coast Coffee in San Clemente. A name I still don’t understand as I doubt anyone has ever seen a bear on any of these beaches. Well maybe Pizarro did. It's right next to Caterina’s but I give them five stars. That's all of them. And like the military I don't give them out easily. Last time I gave five stars was to an airport bathroom that had both soap AND paper towels.
I've become obsessed with their dark chocolate mocha. Like, legitimately concerned about myself. I'm drinking it and thinking, "This is California so there must be something else in here that’s not legal in other states." I've started planning my entire week next week around getting another one. My girlfriend asked what I wanted to do for our anniversary, and I just showed her a picture of this mocha on my phone. Just kidding I don’t have a girlfriend which is why I write reviews.
The girls that work there are all rock 'n' roll. I don't really know what that means, but they have cool tattoos and piercings and colored hair and seem like they're in bands and hang out in places I wouldn’t be allowed in. Meanwhile, I'm standing there in my New Balance shoes trying to look casually cool while holding my mocha with sweaty hands trying not to spill it because if they had added one more drop of coffee the entire place would have flooded.
The location... I mean, it couldn't get any better unless they built it on the actual beach, which would be a terrible idea because of tides and stuff. But it's close enough that you can smell the ocean while you're drinking your cup’a joe. At one point I was sitting outside, and a seagull flew by and looked like it wanted to cream my coffee. So I went back inside and awkwardly tried to talk to the girls about MMA.
I tried to find something wrong with this place to seem more balanced in my review. The best I could come up with was that the cups aren't bigger. I would swim in this dark chocolate mocha if they offered it. I'd need a snorkel, but I'd do it.
So yeah, five stars. If they had six stars as an option, I'd give it six stars. But they don't. So... five.