Chrystina B.
Yelp
AH. THE CONSUME & VAMPIRO IS WHAT I WENT FOR- HOWEVER IT DIDNT DELIVER.
Okay, so my boyfriend owns an auto body shop on central, and this was the closest place to us that had consume (birria soup) it was cold out, and I figured summer is almost here so let me hot soup it up, while I can! Here's how my trip went:
LOCATION: 5/5
It's a great location on maple st. and actually had some street parking. It wasn't scary or anything (I went by myself and there are definitely some places at night, I will NOT go by myself lol) the people around were friendly, and that's always nice.
FOOD: 1/5
Ah, I hate to say it, I hate to admit it, but I absolutely did not like the consume. It was cold, and literally no flavor at all, and just...not what I am used to getting at other places near like "el Rolas birria" (on San Pedro). My consume had very little juice, and a crap ton of thick chunky onions, (as another review said, the onions are like huge chunks and it really is like swallowing a pill) and still had zero taste. Maybe it's to take up room in the cup? Idk. I read from other reviews that the birria/ consume is a hit or a miss here, some days it's over salted or not salted at all. I guess I got the not seasoned or salted day, when I went yesterday. I was really hungry, so I also ordered 1 vampiro, and ahhhhhhhhh not good part 2 :( it was friggin stale. I love me my hard, crispy vampiro shell! But this was not that, it was old and possibly sitting? I did go before closing, so maybe idk that's what was leftover? I don't know what happened but it was an awful vampiro. The birria inside was cold, no flavor, and superdry...idk what in the world happened but it was not it, and a total waste of time and money.
SERVICE: 0/5
I think this place was overall having a bad day. I always say "Hello, how are you?" Before I order anywhere....The man that took my order, didn't even respond to me. On Instagram, they have this amazing display of dancing videos, outgoing + cheering workers that seemed to be VERY friendly, talkative, nice etc. honestly the type of place you'd want to go for some grade A service. . . Well, that's some catfish personality edition stuff, because I didn't get not 1% of that! LOL.
So, when I ordered my food, dang, the man at the window was honestly talking to me like I irritated his life; very rude/ smug and not nice at all. When they called my number, I didn't quite remember it, and even asked "is that me?" (While smiling and still being friendly) he didn't say a dang word, just shoved my food at me like "get out of here." LOL.
I get it, everyone is entitled to a bad day, but someone like myself who's here for the first time, excited to try new food, and gets awful customer service and awful food= a total never ever again for me. I even said "thank you so much" and nothing was said back to me, just a weird stare back. . Lol. Keep in mind, it was NOT busy at all. Maybe I could understand if it was? Maybe, lol.
Price: 1/5
A super small consume (like a Champurrado tiny cup) I think was $4.00. There was a ton of onions, and not enough actual juice. I got one stale vampiro, with a big side of attitude lol. . And all in all I spent $7.20?$7.50 I think. Either way, it wasn't worth the trip or money.
All in all, after seeing the newer reviews, they're pretty spot on with my experience yesterday, and I really do have empathy for this truck, because running a business is hard, and they may be going through something. I understand LA is known for some great taco trucks, and the competition is fierce, so the good days really do come with the bad. However, I will not be coming back, but maybe anyone reading this, will have better luck than i did. :)