Zane S.
Yelp
(((Long, honest & worth the read)))
Hands down best BBQ we've had in Central Texas. We've had Opies BBQ in Spicewood which was probably our favorite until we came across Black Board. We've had 2M (San Antonio), Smoke (San Antonio), Blacks (New Braunfels), Pinkerton's (San Antonio), Blue Lacy (Castroville), Salt Lick (Driftwood), Coopers Old Time Pit (Austin), It's All Good (Spicewood), Two Bros (San Antonio), County Line (Austin), Barbcuties (San Antonio absolutely horrible, closed now). That's just from what I can remember of the top of my head.
It's very seldom you find a BBQ restaurant that has both amazing BBQ and amazing sides. Black Board knocked it out of the park. This was our experience:
Walking in the door we were immediately greeted with bright cheerful faces. While in line we were introduced to the days special which was a Chicken Fried Steak with 3 options of gravy (we chose the green chili cream gravy) & 2 sides...um, mashed potatoes yes please & fresh green beans.
After finding a seat we were greeted a couple of times and they checked on our order and delivered when ready. It was worth the 15 minute wait.
Chicken Fried Steak: Delicious! The breading is perfectly dipped, the steak is thicker than usual and not chewy like most. Gravy was on freaggin point bro! Oh my LAWD! Sorry, I'm a sucker for chicken fried steak.
We then moved onto our platter of masculinity - the real reason we came. The moist brisket first of course visually inspecting (I mean, I'm judgy with my bbq bro step back) so tender, so juicy and seasoned to perfection it was a good sign, so I moved on in for the taste test. Mmmmm ohhh myyy gosshhhh...SORRY! I'll keep it age appropriate What's the saying the kids used a while back BUSSIN!
Let's talk Burnt Ends...I'm a 50/50 fan because that's about as often as you'll find some home run, out of this world, award winning burnt ends...aaaaand for the Dub! They were amazing, seasoning, moist & just melt in your mouth.
Jalapeño Cheese Sausage...no this isn't your average run of the mill, over smoked, heavy, dried out sausage...the ungodly amount of gigantic chunks of melted cheese and perfect ratio of jalapeños in this sausage will blow your mind. Seasoned to perfection you'll slap your mamma if she's with you and if she's not I highly recommend getting up and walking over to someone else's mamma and respectfully slapping her instead. Out of respect for the sausage chef of course.
Chicken...this is such a sensitive subject for me guys, many bbq restaurants are moving away from chicken and it is very disappointing. When done right it's extremely profitable for the seller and delicious
for the consumer...ME! Seasoning and cook was absolutely on point coupled with the perfect amount of smoke. BAM! (Sorry Emeril had to do it)
Sides...normally the ugly redheaded stepchild of the bbq world...not at Black Board! The Hominy Casserole (wtf, I didn't even know this was a thing I'm still flippin blown away). Wow just wow, and the Mac n Cheese, pffffft - bruh Drop. And the Cole slaw, again not your average basic "B" - try a creamy, jalapeño Cole slaw. Like it should be because we're in the SOUTH!
And last but not least...the one item that I've never witnessed anyone turn down no matter how full they were. Even if it meant digging deep to release that glare receiving belch, or maybe even excuse yourself to the restroom to make room in ways I'll refrain from to prevent your appetite being lost - Crème Brûlée. I mean...yes, the picture says it all. Just put your ear close to the picture and listen while it whispers sweet crunchy thoughts into your deep inner ear...uh huh, mesmerizing right! Man oh man, the perfect thickly fired sugar topping with perfectly sweetened layer of fluffy perfect custard that absolutely melts your soul...I had an out of body experience when it hit my tongue.
Now if I haven't convinced you to try this place...I don't know who will. As a matter of fact, you should probably vacate the state...immediately. Otherwise - YES they're out in the middle of the sticks, yea they're only open Friday - Sunday with an occasional burger night Thursday...so call your secretary, clear your schedule for the weekend. Go on Saturday...trust me you're going to need all day Sunday to recover from the well earned Meat Sweats. But it's worth it I'm telling you! If you can't trust me...who can you trust!
To the crew at Black Board - I worship the smoke that rolls from your pits, I enjoy your sausage and will likely send you subliminal messages about how much I love your meat. Hey, it's nothing personal, your meat is just unforgettable!...compliments to you all. Hands down, I'm impressed. We'll be back soon! So glad we found you...