Lisa K.
Google
The setting impressed, expectations high,
but standards soon began to slide.
I mentioned allergies (our fault, indeed),
Yet chips in a bowl aren’t what I need.
The others dined on art and flair,
I got a fruit smiley, cute, but unfair.
For fine dining’s price, one hopes for class,
Not passion fruit eyes and a pineapple moustache.
I’m sure the chefs giggled, I almost did too,
but darling, this isn’t preschool - it’s supposed to be haute cuisine, not peek a boo