Da Nostalgia
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This is undoubtedly the worst burger I've ever had in the States (my entire life). It was hard, dry, and bland. 20 bucks for a BLT burger. The bacon was as black as coal and hard as fossil; the burger bun tasted like you were chewing on a towel.
I saw a few 5-star reviews praising this restaurant's burgers before I purchased them, and I was like, "Huh, how bad could it possibly be?" But after having tested it myself, I wondered what kind of drugs they were on before leaving a 5-star review, and I want some too.
I would have liked to give this restaurant a zero star. Unfortunately, that was not an option...