Johnson M.
Yelp
"LOL, wut?!" is my only reaction to the ratings for this place. CLEARLY the people who have rated this place high have never had a good cocktail in their lives and have never been to a proper cocktail bar with real mixologist.
First, this place has no menu which is actually my favorite type of cocktail bar, but it only works when you have creative mixologists who know how to make drinks. If you don't have that, it's a disaster. I informed the bartender of my taste preference at the moment: "I'm currently into rye whiskey and mescal and prefer spirit-forward drinks". Hoping for something interesting that intrigued me, I got a Mescal Negroni and a Manhattan. Seriously?! If I wanted that, I woulda just ordered a Mescal Negroni or a Manhattan. I basically gave the guy a HUGE playing field to play on and he stuck to the dugout. Whatever.
Both of the drinks he made me should have been stirred, not shaken. Now they weren't shaken, per-se, but sloshed from glass to glass repeatedly basically mimicking a shake. Oh, and the drinks weren't measured, just free-poured. A good, craft cocktail, even the classics, is all about _balance_ and balance can only be achieved with precise measurements. The measurements were clearly off because a.) his sloshing method of mixing spilled a ton b.) the drinks were poured WAY too high making it impossible to pick up or even touch without spilling c.) there was always leftover in the mixing, sorry, sloshing cups and d.) I didn't have to fight my girlfriend over the Mescal Negroni, one of our current favorite drinks, because it was gross. Strike two.
For our second round (not sure why we thought this was a good idea other than the fact it was late and we had walked a mile to get there) we ordered a Black Manhattan and a Tommy's Margarita. My logic was, just order a drink you like rather than leaving it up to a "mixologist" who had no creativity. I wasn't too surprised when I had to explain the ingredients of a Black Manhattan, but was shocked to learn they couldn't make a Tommy's Margarita because they only have a pre-mixed sweet and sour mix for their margaritas. Uhh.. what? Gross. Strike three, you're out.
I realize how pretentious this review sounds. If you think I sound like a total pompous jerk, then this review is not for you and go to Boadas and have a great drink and come back and rate it a 4 or 5 just like everyone else that doesn't have a clue about cocktails. To be honest, I'm jealous of folks like you sometimes.
However, if this review resonates with you, you are the person I wrote this review for. You get drinks and I don't want you to waste your time and be disappointed like I was. You're welcome. :)