Cherylynn N.
Yelp
You know something is bomb when you end up wearing part of it.
I promised myself to wait until getting home to try Bones Bagels but these bad bois were fresh out of the oven and hot. I tore into one in the car and ended up with sesame seeds all over my lap, face, and car. Oops!
I know some people are serious when it comes to bagels and will take off their Patagonia jacket to throw down on defending the "best". I can't say what's the "best" bagel because I'm a city girl not a New Yorker but I will say, I really enjoyed Bones Bagels...because SOURDOUGH.
Grand opening 6/13/25 in Noe, Bones Bagels started out as pop-up from the owner's apartment. I read he milled his own grains with a stationary bike AND delivered all the bagels himself throughout the city...on bike. If you know the city, the hills are no joke!
L I N E
I overheard the first person in line arrived at 7:30 am. I arrived about 10 minutes before opening and was 5th in line. By their 8 am opening, I counted about 45-50 people in line.
M E N U
Bagels: Plain, everything, and sesame ($3 each), Bagel Dogs ($6, after 11 am), Bagel Sandwiches ($10-$16), and Housemade Cream Cheese (8 oz - $6). Coffee and OJ available.
Bialys to come.
F O O D
* Bagels: 2 Everything and 3 Sesame ($3 each)
Fresh out of the oven, the sesame bagel had the most satisfying crackly crust with a chewy, stretchy dense center and nice tang. The sesame seeds don't adhere to the bagel well so they ended up everywhere.
I bought the everything bagels to give to a friend. I noticed the bottom and some of the edges were burnt, possibly caused by the rack position?
* Sourdough Chocolate Chip Cookie ($3)
Slightly crisp edges, thick center studded with auburn color chocolate chips. Wish the dough was tangier to balance the sweet chocolate.
* Plain Cream Cheese (Tub-$8)
I appreciate the housemade cream cheese and I liked the mild sour flavor but the texture wasn't my jam. It was dry and curdled, low-key reminds of Daily Driver's cream cheese. Not sure if it's kinks or just their style.
S E R V I C E
Fast and efficient if just ordering loose bagels.
A M B I A N C E
Rustic with a merch wall and three benches (one inside and two outside).
P A R K I N G
Difficult residential street parking.
Overall, as a big back sourdough lover, I really enjoyed Bones Bagels' texture and flavor. Will def return soon for their bagel dogs made with a hot link!