Rebecca G.
Yelp
First off, let me preface this review by saying two things:(1) I've only ever written a yelp review once before, and it was for something positive (Bluebird on Flatbush Ave), so I don't liken myself to one of those awful 'I-had-a-slightly-bad-experience-and-now-I-have-to-go-and-YELP-about-it' types of people. (2) I have been to this bar twice, and the first time was positive, and I share that experience towards the end, but it doesn't make up for the utter disrespect that the bartender showed us the second time I visited.
I came here after work on a Thursday, with a group of 5 friends. We had another 4 friends planning to meet us there in a couple of hours. It was empty, with one girl sat out back in the yard, and one dude sat at the bar. We plunked ourselves and our stuff (we had brought some board games) down in the front corner and went to order drinks. There is no noticeable beer list, so I asked the bartender what he had on tap. He tells me the (limited) selection, I order, and then my friend goes,"I'm sorry--what do you have on tap?" He rolls his eyes, starts re-listing them, and then stops after naming just two beers and goes, "what are you in the mood for?" but not in a helpful way--in a 'this is too hard for me to repeat the 6 beers' type of way. She orders an IPA and we go back to our seat.
Over the next 30-45 mins or so, we each drink 2-3 beers and are playing a silly word game, that has us occasionally yelling and laughing at each other. At some point another man comes in and sits at the bar. All of a sudden, we hear the bartender lean over the bar and say to our group, "Excuse me: I'm going to have to ask that you all keep it down. That guy just left because you guys are too loud."
UMmmmmmmm......it is a BAR......it's not our fault that the place had no discernible music playing and carries sound like crazy. We weren't being obnoxiously loud. Occasional board-game shouting and cheering. We decide to take our business elsewhere, so two of us go up to close our tabs. My friend has to tell him her last name (he must have only had 3 cards behind the bar....) and it is a crazy Indian name that is impossible for most people to pronounce, so she tells him her first name and says that her last name 'starts with a v'. He responds, "I need to know your full last name". WHAT???? So she repeats her first name, and says that her last name starts with a v. He brings her the only other CC that he must have, that does coincidentally have a last name that starts with a v, but the first name is NOTHING like the name she has just been giving him. My friend gets her card and neither of us tip, which is the first time in my life I have ever done that (I was bartender and a waitress for YEARS and would normally never DREAM of not tipping). He then says to our group, "I'd appreciate it if you guys didn't come back" (ummm....yeah...why the fuck would we??). THEN, he looks at our closed checks and says that he is going to charge us 20% gratuity. Granted, my tab was only $10 (I'd had 2 happy hour beers), but my friend's was a bit more, and that is just straight up illegal. I checked my bank account today, and he didn't actually run the gratuity.
I will never be back.