Marcelino D.
Yelp
Absolutely the WORST place to go for a steak, ever!
Before I begin, let me preface this review by saying that I hardly ever write reviews. In fact, I hate looking at Yelp reviews as a rule in general. However, this restaurant so enraged me that I felt a deep sense of obligation to document my horrible experience there.
First crappy thing they did: it took them almost 45 minutes to get my order ready. Generally, I'm pretty patient and understanding, but 45 minutes standing around on the streets waiting for my food was not reasonable to me.
My order was not complex, I didn't ask for anything special, nor did I try to get anything extra. Just the (Steak) "Picanha Fit Plate", RARE. 'Easy enough,' I thought...but was I WRONG, DEAD WRONG. 45 minutes later, after serving food to at least 3 customers who ordered after me, and after waiting in the sun on the streets, my food is finally ready. They have no awareness of time, or how tardy my food is, not a single apology, of course.
While I was driving home trying to calm myself from a murderous hungry anger, a single hopeful thought entered my mind: "well, at least you've got your rare steak at last, which you will enjoy."
All hope was dashed as soon as I cut into the steak, and all I could see on the inside was overcooked brown shoe leather where meat should've been. What a complete tragedy this "steak" was, whoever cooked it should be whipped in public for destroying perfectly good beef. I said "rare" damnit, I even pointed to the god damn steak chart picture they have posted near the menu FFS!
This is officially the worst Brazilian restaurant I've ever been to, bar none. They take forever, they don't know how to cook, or how to tell "rare" from brown shoe leather. I thought because they don't seem like a big company chain, that I'd give the little guy a chance, and spend a little bit more on quality food to keep them in business. +$20 for this plate alone. (including tip, which in hindsight, they did not deserve a single penny!)
Little did I know, I would've been better off going to NORMS, where I have a better chance of getting an actual rare steak for only $6 bucks, plus eggs and bacon!
Seriously: go anywhere else, but here. They're the absolute worst!