Bee F.
Yelp
DAYUM.THiS.IS.GOOD... a-yund... in this latest chapter of my search for the best French fries in Portland... we have A BRAND SMACKIN' NEW #1, yes, the one basket of fries to rule them all, indeed and forsooth!
We've eaten here a lot now, too much actually, but the cheese Gromet, CHEESE! So creamy, sticky, tasty and full of real cheese flavor... only VEGAN! The "meat" is charred up on the grill and really passes pretty well for shredded cow with all the flavor and texture we're looking for. We get two with Provolone and peppers (a must) and a basket of heaven called fries to share. We pretend we are eating healthy because vegan and we can each finish only 1/2 of a sandwich (pretty big!). But, that's super cool, because some time in the next few days, I toast up a bun, heat up the filling (the original bun has gone to its great soggy bun reward in the sky) maybe add some grilled onions or whatever, refry the leftover fries and voila! Bon apetit! But, let's not forget the fries!
So crispy! Are they coated in rice flour? I just don't know, but every single fry is crispy crunchy... and yet... fluffy wuffy to the fullest extent allowed by physics and the universe. But wait for it... there's a knockout punch! YOU.CAN.GET.CHEESE. You heard me, the same amazing ooze they put on the cheesesteak, right on top of likely the only fry crispy enough to hold up under all that tasty, oozing, cheesy goodness.
Ok, now for the great Insider Secret part of the review... Right to the left is J Vein Caffé, which serves the best espresso, chai, handmade gelato and granita this side of New York. And... if you bring your doggie or your other, less furry (well, hopefully non-furry) child, or both, ask him about his secret special for the furred and unfurred children. Even ask about the secret seating if things are crazy busy. There ya go... SECRETS. Do I ever disappoint?