Adam S.
Yelp
I'm having a hard time with this one. I am.
I want to give you four stars, Burlington. But I sorta also want to give you two stars.
I like your interior. I like that it's dark. I like the wood everywhere. I love the taxidermy behind the bar (suck it, PETA). Your beer selection, both tap and bottle, is quite nice. In my experience, drinks have been poured just fine (vs other reviews). The bartenders aren't the friendliest people there are, but I've never experienced a downright rude bartender, either.
Your clientele is bad. I usually come in there late at night, and am greeted with a bunch of young annoying kids who feel they're really slumming it by being W of Kedzie (IE the 'rest' of Logan Square).
You take cards, but have some odd system by which you only run a card once per evening, to keep costs down, or whatever the bartender mumbled to me. Huh? That's really weird. If you dont' want to accept cards, just be cash only. Yeah, it's 2011, and that's really dumb, but you don't serve food, so it's only half as bad.
You guys have some baaaad taste in DJs. It is clear that this is the sorta place (correct me if I'm wrong, please) where the DJs are either friends w the bartender, friends w management, or 'really cool about town.' I've been a DJ for over fifteen years (no, I did get dissed by the Burlington and am writing a bad review as a result), I personally like the "NO REQUESTS" litebrite (awesome) sign. However, your music is just fucking awful, and you guys cannot match beats, or even transition properly wo matching beats. I realize matching beats went out of vogue w DJs after DJs stopped being drawn from the raver pool and started coming from the hipster indie pool, but all the same, shoes in the dryer are shoes in the dryer.
I don't really mind a bar being loud, but dude, you guys have some piss poor EQing. Tune your sound system, good lord. The highs are so high they cut into my eardrums. If you tuned it correctly, it could be loud but still clear, IE people could talk, and you wouldn't get as many 'omfg this place is so loud' complaints. I'd say if you have good DJs, they'd know how to adjust their mix to your rig, but...
Basically, it's just disappointing. I'd been here many times prior to moving to the area. The Whirlaway and The Burlington were two of my favorite Logan Square places. Now that I actually live here, I see it was more hype/drunkedess on my part. Too bad. I want to like you. I want to be excited to walk to you with my friends. But I just can't be.