Eduardo N.
Yelp
Until now, I had only ever come here to order a hot green tea, which I'd sip while tapping away at my laptop for an hour or so. The hot green tea was never anything to write home about, since it only comes in a lousy 12oz ceramic cup unlike the nice tall big paper cup you can order at Starbucks, where you get TWO bags and 3x as much hot water, and much better quality tea for about the same price. I never really found this anything to complain about, just looked at it as basically a "parking fee" for my use of the undeniably beautiful place with its tasteful colors, comfy chairs, and gloriously high ceilings. Most Starbucks locations are not nearly as nice to linger in.
Whelp, today I came here with two friends who ordered a large matcha latte and a large caramel iced coffee, plus desserts---a pistachio cheesecake slice, and a tiramisu oblong-thingy. Feeling a bit sleepy, I ordered a double espresso instead of my usual miniature hot green tea.
MISTAKE, MISTAKE, MISTAKE, MISTAKE, MISTAKE! Both of the tall cold drinks were utterly tasteless, by which I don't mean they tasted BAD, but they literally had ZERO taste, including even the whipped cream on top when directly spooned out. My "double espresso" the staff seemed to totally forget about so had to badger them 15 minutes later when I noticed that folks who came in long after me were already picking up their drinks (and it was a slow Sunday afternoon)...it was not bad compared to my friends' liquid atrocities, but fairly mediocre and more importantly, looked to be more of a single or at most "one and a half" instead of a "double" espresso when it finally arrived. And then, the desserts---oy! The cheesecake was similarly weak tasting and rather than rich and firm and strongly (gasp!) CHEESE-tasting, had the consistency of thick applesauce. The tiramisu was ok-ish, but nowhere near the quality of a simple Whole Foods tiramisu slice.
Lesson learned: come to Caffe Nero strictly to take up space and consume oxygen while sipping some token drink as the price of admission. Go elsewhere if you want something that actually tastes good and packs a punch, whether that punch is in flavor or caffeine potency. (I've had stronger cafe lattes than that "double" espresso.)
Second star given ONLY for ambience, and the convenient location.