Tariq M.
Yelp
Ah, the Cecil Hotel--where history oozes from every creaky hallway, and so might other things! Nestled at the edge of Skid Row like a gothic fever dream, this legendary establishment is the perfect blend of American Horror Story and urban anthropology field trip.
First off, the Art Deco lobby? Genuinely stunning. You walk in and think, Wow, this place must have been something in the '20s. Then you realize... yeah, it was. And then the Great Depression happened. And then some other stuff happened. And then a lot of other stuff happened. And somehow, it's all still happening.
The shared bathrooms down the hall on all but three floors are a real treat--like a spa day meets a sociology experiment. You might run into someone brushing their teeth, practicing spoken word, or communicating with the spirits of the building's more...colorful past residents. It's all part of the charm!
Now, sure, the place has hosted both the Night Stalker and Jack Unterweger (you know, just casual trivia), and yes, the whole 2013 water tank incident haunts YouTube like a ghost in its own right. But if you've ever wanted to say, "I once brushed my teeth in a true crime documentary," this is your chance! The water might not be Evian, but it is rich in character...and sometimes protein.
Bottom line: if you're tired of bland, cookie-cutter hotels and want something with a little more bite, the Cecil is the ultimate five-star stay--for the brave, the curious, and those who sleep with one eye open. As the son of Blacula, I guarantee a bloody good time.