Johnny T.
Yelp
I rate this joint "R.G." for RUDE & GREEDY.
I walk in. My tummy wasn't feeling too hot, so all I intended to order was rice soup and a pint of white rice.
I stand at the counter for about 7 seconds before the lady behind it finds the strength to pull her eyes from her phone. Who knows - maybe a hot game of Mahjong?
Anyways there was no smile, no - Hi, no - may I help you, just a silent stone cold stare like I should know the routine. Whatever. "I'd like a rice soup please"
She shakes her head, "What you mean?"
I mean - a rice soup. She still looks dumbfounded. You know chicken rice soup? Well same thing, but without the chicken.
"Ok, but same price."
(Whatever) "And I'll like a pint of white rice."
"You want noodles for soup?"
No I want nothing in my soup but rice please.
"No - dry noodle in bag."
Oh yeah, sure.
"Ok 50 cent extra" Now I usually stop here for a quick wonton soup to go and the noodles are always free, but she informs me that its only free for wonton soup.
Now I'm thinking - the damn wonton soup is only maybe a few dimes more expensive so where's the logic for this unjust discrimination against rice soup? It took all my self-control not to start chanting - NO NOODLES NO PEACE! NO NOODLES NO PEACE!
So I tell her, "You're gonna charge me for chicken you're not gonna give me - and charge me 50 cents extra for a 2 cent bag of noodles?"
I don't know whether the silent stare I got was - I'm too dumb to understand so I'll just stand her like an idiot in silence - or, but most likely it was, "F.U. me no give a s**t. My store . You pay you get. You don't pay - you don't get."
So I told her cancel the soup and just give me the rice. I get it - with no napkins or utensils - which is what I always get with the wonton soup.
Maybe she thought I was gonna crouch down in some alley behind the play Miss Saigon, just a few blocks off, and eat it with my hands while I cursed the American Dogs for all the dirty they did in the Nam?
So I ask, received them begrudgingly, and split.
IN SUMMATION: The only fortune that should be in every cookie any customer receives at this joint should read: IF YOU THINK THE SERVICE SUCKS - TAKE HEART - AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT MARRIED TO THE ONE BEHIND THE COUNTER!