Audrey T.
Yelp
The name Coit Liquor does not even begin to describe everything that this place is. And while I'm going to try to do it justice in this review, I can't promise I'll be able to - just promise me you'll go in and check it out.
So, I walked in Sunday afternoon and literally stumbled out Sunday night - how, you might ask, did I spend over three hours in a liquor store?!! Here's how, as broken down by UF&C:
Useful facts:
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Their wine tasting - yes, it's a liquor store but it has a great little area for hanging out and tasting wine - works like so: you pick any bottle from their huge selection, and you get two generous glasses for half the price of the bottle. If you think about it, you're getting wine at retail prices, but wine bar (or better) atmospheres. Plus, everyone on their staff KNOWS wine. Tell them what you like, and they'll have a great recommendation.
I went there on Sunday and they had me hard core craving a glass of wine last night. Good thing it's on my bus route home!
Funny digression
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I'm the Product Manager here at Yelp. And while Jeremy keeps me super busy, it's kinda hard explaining what exactly it is I do. So I design stuff? No ... I don't have the artistic talent that Michael does. So I build stuff? Oh hell no ... you don't want me touching code - the nerds here will attest to that (and I'm using "nerd" as an affectionate term). Oh, and definitely don't let the word "Manager" in my "title" fool you. I am no one's manager, and I'm lucky when they're not laughing at me.
I was trying to explain this all to Tim, our wine expert, bartender, and all-around babysitter of drunks on a Sunday. As any great wine expert does, he helped me verbalize what it is I do and gave me a new title:
Tim: So what do you do?
Me: I work on Internet ... stuff ... [word to the wise, this comes across wrong]
Tim: Internet? What do you do on the Internet?
Me: ha ha [nervous laugh] I'm an Product Manager [kinda used to people not knowing what that means]
Tim: So kinda like a Web Master
Me: Kinda
Tim: Well, really (sly smile) you'd be a Web Mistress, since you're a female Web Master
Me: Well .... I wouldn't s....
Tim: [Chuckling to himself, with the telltale blue teeth of someone who spent all day already at the Zinfandel Festival.] No. I've got it. You're a Web Dominatrix!
Me: [silent and wide-eyed]
So there it is folks - what Tim thinks makes sense on my business card: Web Dominatrix. Trust me, this is not at all due to any potential HR violating behavior in the Yelp workplace.
Why Coit is Cool
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Between 2 of us, which soon turned into a group of 4, then 7, then 9 - as random new friends and old friends joined us, off the street or straight from lots of wine at ZAP fest or from stalking the Bushman in Fisherman's Wharf - we polished off at least 4 bottles of great wine, What we didn't finish, they gave me in a brown bag, which I promptly took over to Golden Boy to have with my post-drinking 2 slices of pizza.
Conclusion
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I'm useful, funny AND cool, gosh darnit! Now gimme my votes!
Addendum
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As if you can't tell, I was drunk. And as Erica points out, we were here on Saturday, not Sunday! But yeah, go see Tim on Saturdays!