Brittany T.
Yelp
(1 star--for the playlist)
As someone who has thrown more clay than I can count and taken classes at several art studios in the city, I'm sad to say this was hands-down my worst experience. I really wanted to love this place--especially since my husband surprised me with a couple's wheel-throwing night for my birthday. It was his first time trying pottery, so I was hoping for a fun, memorable evening doing something I enjoy with him. Spoiler alert: it was memorable, just not for the right reasons.
The rundown (and a few red flags):
Rushed Instructions: The instructor, Brittany, raced through the steps faster than I could center the clay. If speed-throwing was the goal, we'd have crushed it.
One Wheel, Two People, Zero Clarity: We were given one wheel per couple, which meant once her instructions were done for one person, the other was left to just figure it out. My husband's "what do I do now?" look was heartbreaking--and not in the romantic pottery movie kind of way.
Lack of Engagement: After giving us the initial run-through, the instructor thanked us for coming and then disappeared to the back of the studio like Houdini--except he's more entertaining. We still had 50 minutes left in class, but she seemed ready to call it a night.
Awkward Moments: Brittany got noticeably snippy with a guest for using the (loud) hand dryer in the bathroom with the door open--something that could've been avoided with a quick heads-up beforehand. Instead, the guest looked mortified, and I couldn't blame her.
Unhappy Exits: The couples on both sides of us packed up early, visibly frustrated, leaving behind sad, abandoned lumps of clay--honestly, their half-finished pieces looked how we all felt.
Suggestions for the studio:
Engage More. Talk about why we're doing each step. Pottery is an art form, not a speed drill.
Fix the Wheel Situation. Either give each person their own wheel or, if sharing is non-negotiable, repeat and refresh the instructions so both people can actually keep up.
Set Expectations Clearly. Let guests know upfront that the $10-$20 glazing fee doesn't guarantee a finished product at pickup. No one wants to find out their masterpiece cracked or vanished after paying extra.
More Time, Less Rush. If your instructor is in a hurry, maybe the class schedule needs a second look.
Final Thoughts:
We paid $40 for a class that felt cut short, and we left with leather-hard clay that cracked faster than my patience. This wasn't the creative, bonding experience I envisioned for my birthday, and unfortunately, I can't recommend this studio to others.
The music? Great. Everything else? Let's just say I've seen pots with fewer cracks than this experience.