Emily S.
Yelp
Dinner here might be good but our lunch experience was really disappointing. I came in starving, ate lunch, and walked out still starving. Not just still kind of hungry. Starving. I literally went to the taco place a few doors down and ordered an entire other lunch.
Service was friendly and attentive, but that's the best I can say about it. The ambiance is that of a Disney log cabin ride featuring animatronic woodland creatures playing banjos. Add to that the cognitively dissonant price point and it seems like a restaurant specifically designed to suit the single-person audience of Jed Clampett.
The lunch menu felt very limited. It was the kind of menu that has vegetarian options out of obligation, but isn't enthusiastic about them. The obligatory veggie burger, a few proteinless salads and appetizers, but nothing exciting, taste-wise or nutritionally. In general, the menu focused heavily on burgers and sandwiches, with only a few true entrees. The limited menu, and, later, its execution, made it abundantly clear that lunch here is an afterthought - perhaps an effort to use up the leftover ingredients from the previous evening's dinner service.
Mostly, though, my complaint is with the value of the food. The actual flavor profiles were fine, if nothing special, but the quality and portion size were laughable.
My fiance's meal was the less-disappointing of our two lunches. He ordered a basic cheeseburger with a side salad. It was an $18 burger and it was small compared to similarly priced burgers at other places with like menus, and also compared to the much more affordably-priced and significantly more delicious fast casual burger joint just down the street (we should have gone there!). It came with avocado and other Southwestern fixings, but the portion of avocado was paltry, like half of one slice (see photo). Also, he ordered it medium and told me after biting in that it was extremely well-done. The side salad seemed decent enough, though the large slices of watermelon radish, which should have been an impressive element, were really dried out.
I, being pescetarian and not wanting to spend $30 on a fish filet at lunchtime, ordered a basic salad for $12 and paid an additional $6 to add goat cheese, for a total of $18. It turns out that my salad was a slightly larger portion of the exact same side salad that came with my fiance's burger. The dressing was nice, the greens, carrot shavings, and tomatoes were fresh, but I chose not to consume the dehydrated radish slices.
The additional goat cheese amounted to two tiny little spheres that I could have closed my fist around, at $3 a pop. Basically, my salad had testicles. Neutered, perhaps, from a captive banjo-strumming racoon.
This was not an $18 salad. It was an amuse-bouche. It was a plate of garnish. It was offensive.
Notably, Copperwood Tavern was almost empty compared with the many, many other lunch options around it in Shirlington at the same time of day.
I cannot tell you not to come here ever, but I feel confident telling you not to come here ever for lunch. And also that, for a very similar type of menu at a similar price point, but with way more options and much better ambiance, you can skip jauntily across the street to Carlyle and leave much happier.