Cera B.
Yelp
I recently dined at Crazy Johnnie's with high expectations. Unfortunately, the experience was underwhelming.
From the moment we arrived, the experience got off on the wrong foot. We waited at the entrance for several minutes without to be acknowledged -- no greeting, no host, no eye contact.
Once at the table, it was more of the same: one menu was put on our table. After a few minutes our server came to introduce himself and took a drink order. When the first appetizer (shrimp remoulade) arrived, we realized we didn't have plates -- which meant awkwardly sharing or waiting for someone to bring what should have been there from the start. The second appetizer was brought out (BBQ Shrimp) which is when we asked for plates. Our server simply stated "Let me go see if we have any" WHAT? A bowl was brought back to the table.
My filet arrived being ordered medium-rare, but I could see that it was not a good cut. It was unevenly cut, with visible connective tissue and gristle running through it. The seasoning was minimal to nonexistent, which only highlighted the blandness of the meat.
The exterior lacked the proper sear you'd expect from a high-temperature grill or pan, leaving it oddly pale and devoid of the rich, caramelized crust that gives filet its signature flavor.
Our server was very polite, and I think he could see were less than thrilled with our meal.
Every restaurant can have an off day, but basic service -- a greeting, a menu, proper table settings -- shouldn't be negotiable.
Would I return? No, pretty positive it is a one and done.