Austin B.
Yelp
tl;dr the kielbasa and pierogis are both delicious crowd-pleasers, but be prepared for a wait, even bright and early
Czerw's Kielbasy is the oldest kielbasa butchery in Philadelphia. Polish immigrant Jan Crerw originally opened the shop in Port Richmond as "Philadelphia Provisions" back in 1938, and Czerw's has remained a family-owned-and-operated business ever since. The main draw is (unsurprisingly) the kielbasa, hand-made from pork butt and smoked over fruit woods in Czerw's old-fashioned brick ovens. The pierogis are another fan-favorite, hand-filled daily with stuffing varieties ranging from traditional potato to the more adventurous Philly cheesesteak. Czerw's has been featured on everything from the Philly news to Bizarre Foods, and it continues to boast a loyal clientele and long waits, particularly around the holidays.
Oustide, a red-and-white sign hangs above the unassuming garage and single-storied brick building, and additional logos (including a self-proclaimed "World's Best Kielbasy") are painted directly onto the walls. Enter through a heavy, stainless steel door to find a cramped room loaded to the brim with character. Harsh fluorescent lights shine from the low, scarlet ceiling. The walls are heavily decorated with Czerw's-related posters, photographs, apparel, and more. The deli counter -- warmly top-lit and filled with more meats than I can count -- stretches all the way back along the left side of the room. Shelves on the right are lined with condiments, from fresh sauerkraut to Polish pastries. The back corner hosts two sliding-door fridges stocked with countless trays of pierogis. Chatter is respectfully quiet, and oldies tunes play in the background.
My partner and I arrived just after opening on a Saturday, and the line was already stretching out the door. Everyone ahead of us was loaded up on pierogis, bread loaves, and other accouterments. The line moved at a leisurely pace, as folks picked out pounds upon pounds of sausage. After about 15 minutes, it was our turn. We ordered a half-pound each of several different varieties (which ended up weighing in at closer to three-quarters pound each), and service was otherwise friendly and helpful. The prices weren't displayed, but the sausage ran for around $8 per pound, while the pierogis were $14 per package, cash only. In all, we spent just over $30.
The next day, we heated up our kielbasa over the grill. All varieties sported an intensely garlicky flavor and crispy skin. Our favorites were the ooey gooey "Popper" Kielbasa (stuffed with jalapenos and cheddar) and the extra-juicy Fresh Kielbasa. The Loaded Potato Pierogis were no slouch either, sporting a rich, cheesy flavor outdoing even the most dolled-up baked spud.
Our portion was the perfect size among our group of 6, and everyone was left with bellies full and hearts content. While I couldn't be convinced to brave a multi-hour queue for Czerw's around the holidays, the experience was well-worth the early-morning trek to Port Richmond.