Paul D.
Yelp
A very weak two stars. I never went to Addix, but since this opened in the wake, I guess I will give it a try. I certainly hope Addix was not this pathetic.
A patio out front with tables scattered about, past that is a semi enclosed outdoor area. Old, cracked couches that will melt themselves to your thigh in the heat. Tons of TV's, some pool tables, other pub games and square bar outside, but was not in use when I visited. Inside becomes more dive like, and more in the contrived look at how cool we are. Not in the, we have been here forever and don't care way. There is a huge difference. Which really, is only slightly annoying if I actually cared to visit this place again.
They say they carry "all Karbach." Well, they have Hopodillo and Hop Delusion on tap. I think Weisse Versa in cans, I did not see anything else (there could have been more). From what I saw, not exactly their entire lineup. Again, don't care, at least they have Karbach. All tap beer is served in a red plastic solo cup. Which out right sucks. Personally I cannot stand that, all you taste is plastic with a little beer flavor. I guess that makes them cool. The hipster juice is Bud et al. Really? So let me get this straight...hipster beer was once PBR, then craft beer, now Bud? Apparently this is way to ironic for me to possibly grasp, let alone follow. Along with every ironic alcoholic drink you can think of, like Mad Dog and Thunderbird. These guys are trying way to hard.
The website advertises a full food menu, but that is not the case at least on my visit. They have a steak and taco night. That is about it. Maybe they plan on actually having a kitchen, but nowhere is that apparent. You would think a new bar would want to explain their plan to a new costumer, but again, oh well. The bartenders don't seem to care about anything. I guess I will be put on their "Wall of Shame" for this, which is fine by me.
Oh, and if you are going to use a Darwin reference as the namesake, at least be original, like Down House. Oh hell, I changed my mind, Karbach be damned, this is a one star review.