Jordan G.
Google
Great choice if you enjoy chili oil or simply want to feel something again. A surprising amount of the menu is spice-forward—fantastic for heat-seekers, slightly limiting if you, like me, prefer your meals without the threat of perspiration. The pizzas looked popular, which is usually a good sign that they will not attack you.
The Calabrian Dirty Martini was… creative. Tomato-forward, almost like someone asked, “What if a martini wanted to be a gazpacho?” Admirable effort, not for me, but I’m sure there’s an audience somewhere.
The Dimmi Spritz, on the other hand, is light, refreshing, and doesn’t raise existential questions.
Broccoli Rabe & Fagioli: proof that vegetables can, in fact, taste good—should you insist on ordering them.
Chicken Parmesan: enormous, very good, and large enough to feed a family of four or one person in denial.
Spicy Vodka Stuffed Shells: delicious, but very much another episode of “Everything Everywhere All at Once, featuring Chili Oil.”
Dessert is where the place really shines. The chocolate cake is huge and very good, but let’s be honest—the gelato with chocolate crunchies is the true scene-stealer. The Hazelnut Espresso Martini is a great lighter option if you want dessert without committing to “cake for dinner.”
In short: come for the spice, stay for the portions, and maybe skip the martini that thinks it’s a tomato.