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I stumbled upon this place on Instagram—where everything looks better than real life—and decided to give it a try. I went on a Saturday, expecting the usual crowd and chaos. Instead, it was me, myself, and I.
Taste: 0/5
I ordered their so-called famous sandwich (famous where, exactly?). The meat was as dry as my DMs, and the flavor had clearly taken a day off. It was so chewy that halfway through, my jaws started filing for workers’ compensation. I didn’t know whether I was eating lunch or training for a jawline transformation challenge.
Value for Money: 4/5
To be fair, the sandwich was huge—basically the size of my disappointment. So if you’re hungry, broke, and secretly want to tone your face muscles, this is your dream spot.
Final Verdict: Come hungry, leave sore… and possibly a little sad. 🙃
Would I return? Only if my dentist needs me to build jaw strength before a root canal.