Amber L.
Yelp
I found this place via the Yelp app, because I was really craving some stew chicken, plantains, and steamed veggies. I had passed many locations for good Caribbean food and I feel like I should have turned around and went back to one of them. First of all, I agree with many of the other reviewers. This food is expensive as fuck! I can't even write the "AF"...I need to write it all out...expensive AAAAS FUUUUCK!
First and foremost, when I arrived, there was a group of young guys hanging out in front of the restaurant, engaged in a rather serious and intense conversation. As I walked in, they broke apart and walked in front of me all quick and rudely like they were going to order food. One guy went behind the counter and my mouth internally dropped, like "Really? YOU work here??!" The second guy stood in front of me like he was in line. I stood there for a few minutes and then an older lady, who I assume was the grandmother came out the kitchen and asked what she could get him. Well I was wrong, because she proceeds to look past this guy directly at me. That's when the little fucker moves out the way and that's when I realized he works there, too!
I covered my irritation and asked her for a menu. She said they didn't have any. So I asked for the stew chicken. She said she has that. I then said I wanted the steamed veggies. They don't have any. I asked for rice and beans. They didn't have any of that either. So basically, I got white rice, stew chicken and some kind of cucumber salad. Not what the fuck I had a goddamned craving for, but okay, shitttt! They show me the plate and it looks like a lot of meat. Little did I know that there were two little chicken legs underneath a piece of breast that was cut in 3 pieces, only I got the smaller of the two.
That plate was $17! Yep, close your mouth... So I only got the chicken that I wanted and not enough at that...but also not the sides that I wanted and even then, they tricked me by packing some small ass chicken legs in there! I said close your mouth! But I don't blame you, because mine is still open in disbelief! I got a small pineapple juice, only because I was sick and I felt like that burn would help my throat. Total was over $20! For that kind of customer service??!!! For that lack of food options??!!! And it wasn't even that tasty! I've had way better stewed chicken.
Everyone who worked there seemed distracted and shady as fuuuuck! All looking around like swat was gonna bust up in there! I'm good...I will for sure be crossing them off my list! Terrible customer service! Terrible food choices! Terrible atmosphere! Terrible portions! Terrible prices! Terrible everything!