Michael S.
Yelp
This is a non-dive dive bar masquerading as a dive bar in the sanitized wilds of East Lakeview.
First, the Dram Shop is intelligent as dive bars tend not to be. How, you may ask, can a bar be "intelligent?"
Start with the hilarious name: "The Dram Shop."
A "Dram," for those of you who read words you don't know (most of us) and don't look them up (the majority of most of us), is a small unit of alcoholic beverage; so small you might laugh, actually. There are 8 drams to 1 fl. oz. of booze. (http://ts.nist.gov/WeightsAndMeasures/Publications/appxc.cfm)
A "Dram Shop" traffics in drams. Hence, a bar, tavern, liquor store, and establishments that are not liquor "stores" but which sell liquor, e.g., 7-11, Costco, etc. In effect, any liquor licensee is a "dram shop."
"Dram Shop Liability" is an entirely different and broader matter. You don't have to sell booze to get in big trouble if you permit someone to get too drunk on your watch. Dram Shop laws nationwide differ, but since MADD has awakened us to the menace of cars and booze, the basic point is if you sell OR GIVE too much booze to someone, and then they hurt or kill another person, you are in deep shit, which is one reason why parents of teenagers who let packs of budding 12-Steppers imbibe in their basements ought to have their heads examined.
And that brings me back to why the name "The Dram Shop" is hilarious. This joint opens at 7 a.m. The bartenders will tell you (if you ask, as I did) that they have a brisk traffic of dram sipping customers at 7 a.m.. Yes, The Dram Shop has a "before work breakfast crowd," consisting - they say - of predominantly local employees whom they fear not, apparently, will meld into the local Lakeview workforce booze-breathing and rearing to confront another day on the job.
Good thing for the Dram Shop that Dram Shop Liability doesn't go so far as to let the boss sue the bar where the drunken employee sipped too many drams and screwed up at work, costing the employer time and money. (Paper doesn't refuse ink, you know. Some day some enterprising lawyer will try that theory on for size; it's just a matter of time).
The hilarity of "The Dram Shop" name goes further. This joint has upper-middle class sensibilities. It's in Lakeview, for God's sake. And so it is, I suspect, that this place is immaculate, and lacks the slightest whiff or stink of stale booze from which even many non-dive bars in this locale suffer.
Not only does it not stink of stale "dram" here, it isn't dark, which is one of the reasons I know it's immaculate. You can see what you are stepping and sitting and resting your elbows on in here. (I stuck to nothing during my visit.) Again, an accommodation to the upper-middle class. It's just not a scary, seedy place, which is among other reasons why I suspect this dram shop beckons to the before work breakfast crowd.
And another reason it's a non-dive dive bar: every customer I saw here had all of his or her teeth; there was no country music playing, no one was using profanity or racial slurs, and the repartee between the bartenders and customers was of US not local politics, and also not about the Cubs.