David N.
Yelp
As a Toronto-based foodie, I really had no choice but to check out Eataly shortly after its splashy opening. We were really there to check out this restaurant, though, so after spending a bit of time wander the joint's well-stocked aisles, we decided to get in line just prior to La Pizza E La Pasta's 11:00 opening.
After being shown to our table, we began perusing the surprisingly extensive menu. I decided to go with the Tagliolini al Ragu Bianco ("Thin, housemade string pasta, white short rib braised ragù, Pecorino Romano DOP, thyme"), while my dining companion opted to try one of their pizzas.
A few minutes after ordering, we were presented with a complimentary plate of fresh bread and some olive oil for dipping. The bread is delicious and certainly heightened by the tasty, above-average oil.
My dish arrived shortly after that, and it certainly looked incredible. But one bite told me that looks aren't everything. The most obvious problem was that the pasta was wildly overcooked, to the point where it was so soggy as to be virtually inedible (which, for a joint crowing about its homemade pasta, is pretty much the worst sin that can be committed).
Of course, I could've looked past the squishy pasta had the sauce been exemplary. It was not exemplary. It was oddly tasteless, somehow, as if the chef had taken the short rib and cooked it down without any spices or even salt and pepper. It was, perhaps unsurprisingly, just a flavorless mess of mush. I finished the dish but only because I wanted to get my money's worth. ($19 for *this*?)
The service wasn't great, either. Our waiter was barely present, and when he brought the bill (without asking, I might add; what if we'd wanted to order more food?), it was for a different table.
I'm curious to try some of Eataly's other offerings, but I can't imagine I'll ever return to La Pizza E La Pasta.