Jonathan C.
Yelp
I attended a taping on 9/21/17 so I'll share my experience. I got tickets online the day they became available, which was about a 5 weeks in advance. I got a priority ticket which I assume guarantees entry if you show up on time. (The other ticket type is General)
The ticket had plenty of instructions, so I assume things have changed quite a bit from previous years (people in other Yelp reviews complained about lack of instructions.) First, the line open at 3:30 outside the theater. Seating is first-come-first-serve so if you want to be front and center show-up at 3:30 and be prepared to wait. I showed up near 4:30, which is the deadline. If you show up after this point and there is a packed house, you may not be let in even with the priority ticket! I saw two people get denied. Also, you will wait outside until 5pm (we did). So that's 90 min of waiting outside if you want a good seat.
While waiting outside, we were lectured. I couldn't say about what because no one at the end of the line could hear her. But thankfully, she came back and did the lecture again. She told us briefly about the show and it's content (we got lucky - more on that later), about cell phones (turn them off, no pictures), using the bathroom (only one shot - after we get our seats, but before taping), and asking questions during the Q&A with Stephen (don't ask weird questions like "Can I have a hug or a job")
Because I showed up at 4:20, I was seated in very last row, which is the section BEHIND the balcony. Yes, these are the shitty seats. However, you can still see the desk and the band, as well as the very cool ceiling onto which animations are projected. The thing that is difficult to see would be Stephen during the monologue or anyone else (eg lead singer in a band) standing toward the front of the stage.
Anyway, I went to use the bathroom, located in the basement, and they were out of paper towels. Nice work CBS. People were wiping their hands onto their pants. Good thing I dressed up. More on that in a minute. Also, the water fountain (or bubbla' as we say in Boston) was setup for water bottles, not people taking a drink directly. Because of this, people were forced into an awkward position and spilling water all over the floor. Seriously?! They can't fix this for people? We waited outside in the hot sun for over an hour. I was a little miffed.
Regarding the "Dress code": The ticket states that you should dress for a nice dinner which means no solid white shirts; no large logos; no shorts. However, I've seen T-shirts and shorts on TV, as well as in person so it doesn't look like this is enforced at all. I didn't take my chances and wore khaki pants and a nice golf shirt. Also, if you're a fan of the Late Show you no doubt know that the Ed Sullivan Theater is on the cool side. The ticket even says so and recommends bringing a light jacket. I did not bring a jacket and I was OK, but it was definitely cool (I tend to get hot anyway)
Back to taping....But wait! I was a single and they needed someone to sit mid-balcony to fill an empty seat. I raised my hand immediately and moved up 10 rows just like that. Bazinga!
Cue Paul Mercurio, the warm-up guy. His job was to get us loud and excited for the show. In his words: " You can't watch passively like you're at home in a loveless marriage." This is a live-to-tape show, so our reaction to comedy and music is the only one recorded. Understood. Then he took some people from the crowd and asked them about their lives while making fun of their responses to his questions. It was funny, but predictable humor of a B level comic.
Then the band comes out and plays music for 5 or 10 min. They take turns soloing and it's evident that they are a talented group. At some point, the stage manager makes his speech about the show telling us that we got a "Double stuffed Oreo" of a show because they do double tapings on Thursdays. That means we get to do two Intro/ monologues as well as the comedy for the Friday taping. Wow! (Hint: See a Thursday taping for the most content). He also gives a cue as to when we should stand and clap (eg.,when Stephen comes out for the monologue). He also pointed out that there are Applause signs (large LCDs above stage).
Finally, Stephen arrives for his Q&A. He took several questions and then we began the show, which included Midnight Confessions. Overall, it was a lot of fun. I got to see Jim Parsons, Tatiana Maslany and The Killers perform!
Later on, he had time for another Q&A so I was able to ask a question. I asked "Do you have any favorite Stand-up clubs?" His response? He's never been to a stand-up club in his life...he prefers improvisation. I knew that last part, but more than a few people in the audience were surprised!
Bonus Material: What does Jeff Sessions call white people? The Amazing race. I am paraphrasing; this joke was cut from the Emmy's which he revealed during Q&A.