Gary B.
Yelp
I'm not a huge fan of places that have "their way" of doing things... and the minute you come in with a change (or request), they freak out and they REPEATEDLY come back with a million questions. Let's get DEEEEEP into this one....
THE LOCATION
Easily found on Parker. Close to Custer but probably one block north-west of the Parker/ Custer intersection.
PARKING
Adequate self-parking. No need to pay or valet!!
HOURS
The hours SUCK. Most of the time, they close at 9pm. Weekends, they close at 10pm. I guess that's a little better but it would be nice if places went back to pre-COVID late hours. Maybe 10pm during the weekdays and 11pm on weekends? I'm not sure what their hours were (prior to COVID) but it is what it is.
THE STAFF
Friendly but I feel like we had a new guy. Maybe? Maybe not. He seemed very socially awkward. I'm usually cool with wait staff and never talk down to them. (And I promise I didn't on this particular night)... but my patience were tried with his constant whispering and CONSTANT need to keep coming back to the table for every detail. But I get it... he's probably new(?) ... or at least I hope he was. I still tipped... WELL, I might add. Despite the experience and despite screwing up my order test. Again... This guy was socially awkward... like really socially awkward. It was almost like this type of job was not for him but he's trying it out anyway.
THE PLACE
Kind of a fun/ tropical/ South American/ Cuban/ Florida/ Elvis vibe. You just have to see pictures to see what I mean. It's like the place SEEMED LIKE it was there since the 80's and they just kept building and building upon the decor.
FOOD SELECTIONS
Adequate. There's something on the menu for everyone.
THE FOOD
Ok here's where things went left....
Again, I'm laid back. But when it comes to my chimichangas, I'm verrry particular. I asked for a chimichanga with JUST ground beef on the inside. I stressed "just ground beef and nothing else... no cheese, no beans... just ground beef". Extra crispy. A side of queso and a side of chili. This waiter came back at least three times to confirm my order and to ask about a sauce that they serve with every chimichanga. I repeatedly (but nicely) said I didn't want the sauce. Then his manager comes over to confirm the order and AGAIN tell me about a sauce THAT I DIDN'T WANT.
"No thank you. I don't want the sauce on top of my chimichanga."
"No thank you. I don't want the sauce on the sauce."
"I appreciate you letting me know about your sauce but I really don't want the sauce."
My wife orders shrimp tacos and added: avocado, cilantro and onions on the side. THAT became a whole ordeal because it doesn't come the meal and it took THREE visits to the table to say there would be an up-charge. (We are still being nice but kindly saying "We don't care about the up-charge".)
The food comes out... neither of us enjoyed our side beans. They messed up my order by putting refried beans inside my chimichanga (I neither complained nor did I send it back).
The food was just ok. My wife had black beans that she spit into her napkin. I never saw her do that and I joked about what would have happened if this were a first date.
The chip, queso & salsa were good!
I think my wife enjoyed her margarita.
OVERALL
The food was edible. The service was horrible but I'm trying to chalk that up to beginner's jitters. We likely won't be back as regulars. We'll try again down the road.
This is probably my meanest review for a place that didn't deserve it and I apologize.
In todays post-covid world, it seems like everything is process-oriented. Everything is written out for folks to follow.... A-B-C... and as soon as adversity or change is introduced, people seem to panic. Especially millennials. It seems like if stuff isn't regimented or detailed, there's unnecessary chaos. And I don't get it. Maybe 15-20 years ago, it wasn't like that. People went with the flow, they thought outside the box, they improvised, adapted, and overcame. Not today. My frustration with this review is that a simple dining experience didn't have to be as complicated as they made it out to be. And of course, someone is going to read this and say, "Well YOU guys changed up your orders with special instructions." YES! WE DID! We didn't ask for duck wings or wagyu beef. And I feel we were pretty reasonable in our requests. In any event, it's probably better to go places that aren't so hell-bent on being regimented. "Well maybe the guy was new and he kept coming around because he was trying to get your order right. Maybe you guys are being too hard on him." MEH. Like I said- the assumption was that he was new. We still tipped him and we never once made him feel bad (directly or indirectly). I'm just pointing out that it was a bit excessive to come to us to ask or go over every detail... more than once.
Anyways... that's the review. Not the best review but they all can't be winners.