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"Wake Me Up Before Jugo Jugos" by George Miamichael
You put Guayaba into my mouth (ooh ooh)
It tastes so good and fruity that I have to cry out
You put the Guanabana into my drink (yeah yeah)
It's the only fruit here I don't like, I think
But something's bugging me, something ain't right
I had really angry service here last night
Actually that's a different location, I'm out of my head
I'm daydreaming, I should have come here instead!
Wake Me Up Before Jugo, go
Don't leave me waiting in the line in slow-mo
Wake me up before Jugo, go
And no, Los Cubanos are not all high
Wake me up before Jugo, go
Cuz I'm planning on a Jugo de Mango
Wake me up before Jugo, go
Make me jugos toniiiiiight..........
I want a sugar hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh... yeah, yeah
- RIP, GKP
It's a local chain, and this was the first of many locations that I tried, and is probably my favourite, although product-wise, they're all freaking amazing. But because of the nice service here, the friendly cat that I found and fed here (who looked like Thaddeus), and the fact that it took my Palacio cherry, this one is my numero uno.
What to get: Cuban Drinks and Flan... especially Guayaba or Pina or Sugar Cane drinks
What not to get: Mark Cuban
What would be terrible for Pool players: A Cue Ban
What would be terrible for Rubick's: A Cube Ban
What would be terrible for the CIA: A Coup Ban
What would be terrible for Cuban motorists: A Coupe Ban
What would be terrible for Pigeons: A Coo Ban
What would be terrible for cat owners: A Maine Coon Ban
What would be terrible for me, since I date Barbie: A Cuteness Ban
What would be terrible for Latin Exterminators: A Cucaracha Ban
What would be terrible for this review: For me to keep going with this
What can one say about Palacio. Miami is a Cuban town, and this is a Cuban juice and food shop, and you might even say this is *the* Cuban juice and food shop... especially the juice part.
One of the true gems of Miami, this is a place that has good food and good desserts, for sure, and sometimes those are the most popular items, such as the indomitable homemade Flans... but the real strength is the juice, which is what started it all, and which is why I'm so addicted.
So these juices then. Or Jugos as they say, or Sucos as the Brazilians say. They're Cuban style juices, very similar to Latin American juices (like you might get in Colombia, Mexico, and so on), similar to Brazilian Sucos as I said. Every drop is delicious for most flavours - especially in the guava flavor, aka Guayaba. But the sugar cane drink, and of course mango and many others are absolutely wonderful as well.
However for me, nothing tastes as good as the guava with water rather than milk. I always get them with water. If there's one I'd say I'd avoid, it's the Passion Fruit, aka Maracuya/Maracuja, which is sometimes pre-made into a concentrate-like liquid juice rather than fresh blended for you.
They're cheap and wonderful and even have good service at some locations, such as this one. Indeed, the service here was not bad, or amazing compared to some of the other angry Palacio locations, and the adorable little cats that wander around outside break my heart. Traffic at this location is really bad so watch out, but the products are very well worth it.
I'm embarrassed that Alex L of Buffalo fame came here before I did... but in my defence, I did tell him to because I'd seen it online and was excited about it.
When you're in Miami then, try the "famous five", which are my 5 fave Cuban places in town. Palacio De Jugos for a Guava Jugo. Juana La Cubana for Vaca Frita. Papo Llega Y Pon for their famous sandwich. Azucar for Guava Ice Cream. And this place. Most definitely... this place. Also hit up Pinolandia and Fritanga Cana Brava for Nicaraguan Carne Asada, and Naomi's for Haitian.
And if you ony go to one place for juice in Miami... Jugo here.
And as I always say:
First one drink disappears, then TWO GOS
Don't just come once, no, have a FEW GOS
Cause for Guava or Pina
I've truly never seen a
Better shop than El Palacio De Los JUGOS