Martina C.
Yelp
Oh my broken vegan plant based heart. I was BEYOND excited to go to Feral. Plant based, seasonal rotating menu... Sounds familiar in the Portland area. The menu sounds interesting and exciting when we check it out. But that's where the interest ended sadly.
The good, which is the two stars for me: the mixologist who crafted the cocktail menu is simply genius. She knows how to curate a cocktail and mix flavors to bring you something unique. That's where unique ended.
The bad: our "server," I think, which initially I was confused about as I thought she was working in the bar area, looked a lot like Sophia Bush, with green tips on her hair. She was friendly but not good. We asked for water at least 4 times, the third time which I brought the water bottle TO the bar on my way to the restroom and asked for water.
She wasn't attentive. She was nice but that's where the service ended. The food runners did their job. We got food and eventually water. (No stars given.)
When we arrived or friends had already ordered MaLa fries. Which were described as "fried russets, spicy numbing Sichuan peppercorn & porcini spice mix, black sesame fry sauce." Now let me first say this. 3/4 people in our group raved on this dish. I did not. Not a huge fan of russets when there are golden potatoes, yellow
Potatoes, purple sweet potatoes and more. But let me be CLEAR. NOTHING was spicy or numbing. Nothing. It was okay. The best part of that dish was 1000% the black sesame fry sauce. It had a tartness and acidity to it that was beautiful. Honestly, THIS was the most memorable taste of the evening.
Next, we ordered the Leeks Gratin which was described as "leek top sofrito, cheese, preserved lemon, braised leeks, Vtopian aged cheese, crushed and fried walnuts." Now let me say the (what I'd call dip,) dip beneath the leek on top, was nice. But y'all... How do you eat it? It feels like a spinach and artichoke dip. Looks like it. But the flavor just falls flat. As does the texture. The walnuts are more decorative than for taste. Try fried garlic or shallots, flavor. Acid. Texture. Oh Lord it was mush. It needed bread or pita or chips or something to dip into. This isn't a knife and fork dish.
Two of us ordered the Hot Tofu Fried Tofu Sandwich. Which is described as "savory jus, brined, battered and fried OTA tofu, hot apple honee, fermented squash, habanero and cabbage slaw, holykraut pickles, served on a house made bun." Now 2/4 of us thought this was good. This to me yet flavor and texture but when I read the description, my mouth waters. I think this sounds SO spicy. This sounds crispy (bun, pickles, cabbage,) and acidic (slaw,) and crunchy (fried tofu.) NO spice. No crisp. No acid. No crunch!!!! How?!?! It was okay. But HOW?!? This could have been fire. Excellent. But it was okay. WHY?!?!
I ordered Braised White Beans & Winter Vegetables "julienned kohlrabi, celery root and parsnip tossed in lemon butter and bay vinaigrette, served with charcoal grilled brainfood bread." Now let me take an aside. I'm a super taster and super smeller. I tasted beans. There was a crunch on occasion with what I believe was kohlrabi. I had 0 lemon or parsnip or vinaigrette. The absolute STAR of this fish e was the bread. Which isn't made in house. It was delicious.
My friend had the Black Sesame Tagliatelle with Parsley and Wilderess Sauce Verte described as "roasted cauliflower, hazelnut & preserved lemon crumble, shaved aged cheese, green olives." It was green pasta. I saw the sesame seeds and olives. I didn't taste them. I didn't taste hazelnut. It was okay but didn't have anything memorable.
Here's the thing. Nothing was memorable. Nothing was excellent. It was all like the chef played it safe. Nothing was GREAT or OUTSTANDING.
There is so much opportunity here. Make the dishes stand out. Give the finished dish shine. Don't play it safe. Go big. The vegan and plant based community here has a lot of offerings if Feral is going to last, it needs to give us something unique. And playing it safe won't do that. I love the decor, the set up, the vibe, their social media. But I didn't love the food.