Aaron J.
Yelp
Stopped in to grab a bite on a Sunday morning. Had to stop somewhere else afterward.
I got a bloody, popcorn shrimp, and the Flagship Burger.
The bloody was okay. The menu touted a bloody with horseradish, bbq, and a bunch of other stuff in it, but what I was served was clearly bloody mix and vodka. It tasted like exactly that, which was a disappointment, but not as bad as the rest of the meal.
The popcorn shrimp was indeed "lightly battered" but very oily and grew soggy within minutes. They were served alongside buffalo sauce and what was supposed to be "Dijon ranch." The buffalo sauce was just that, but the supposed Dijon ranch was blatantly just ranch, and seemingly not made in house.
The burger was the second biggest disappointment of our visit, next to the service, which I'll get to. I ordered the meal that shares the name of the restaurant thinking, "it has to be good if it's they're signature burger," and was let down. The patty was not hand-made. It was not seasoned, even with as little as salt or pepper. The toppings (avocado, onion straws, and some special sauce of some kind), aside from the tasteless twice-cooked bacon, were all bunched in the middle of the top bun and smashed together in some tasteless unrecognizable lump. It tasted like almost nothing. The breakfast potatoes that I got on the side were great, though. Seasoned well, with a nice crispy skin, and not dripping with fryer oil.
The icing on the cake was the service we got from the bar tender, who would rather hang out with people at the end of the bar then do so little as ask if we need water or check and see if the food tastes alright. She didn't ask if we needed boxes for the food that had maybe three bites out of it. She didn't ask if we'd like another drink. She didn't ask anything other than taking our initial order.
If eating food served right off of the shelf at Restaurant Depot is your thing, this is your place. Otherwise, steer clear.
Almost $80 well-spent.
(I'll give a pity star for the Malort shot we got, even though it cost $7 per pour; great mark up there.)