Michael P.
Yelp
Love.. hate... interconnected. Inseparable. Temperature rising is it hate? or is it love? [steps away from the mic] . Audience [snapping their fingers] Snap snap... snap snap. Thank you. This piece is titled Floods.
Love:
The live music. The entertainment that is all around you as you people watch. Take a stroll around to the other side and there is a DJ going on. With the space being the size as it is, the noise management isn't an issue between the DJ side and Live music side.
The Crowd:
You will find non-professionals, professionals, and just a mix. It seems all are welcome. When I come here, 90% of the time something hilarious happens when you get that man-woman social thing going. And that.. I love.
Meh / Hate:
People tell me the food is great here. I have had great food.. just not at Floods. I have had the fish, chicken, greens, green beans, mac and cheese, and cornbread. None of it great. The sides are the best items (here) imo.. I also have been told Coney Island is good. It is not.
Hate:
Can we talk about sub par service. SSSLLLOOOWWW. Not sure if it is staffing, training, processes or all the above. You get some that try. When I moved here, bad service seem to be at many of the places (and please don't put that on businesses owned / frequented by local black people in Detroit). My worst experiences have been at some of the new spots targeting higher income and suburbanites. Also, The place is cramped. For the most part, the men make sure the ladies have a seat. So a lil love for that. This is all part of the Floods experience.
Valet Parking: I think I could build a car in the time that it takes them to bring you your car. Just be ready. It is part of the Floods experience.
Drinks: This is a bar, not a cocktail bar. If I am going out to drink, I prefer a craft cocktail. fresh juice, sours etc. What's that commercial say... this is for the many. I guess I am among the few. You would be surprised by how me not ordering a drink has been an issue. I end up with a drink... even if I don't want one. lol.
You get patted down. I have never experienced an issue at Floods, but I am also not someone who goes there frequently. It is all about security, but I tend to go places where that isn't necessary. Maybe this is not a reflection of Floods, just the times.
Décor: 3 out of 5
Food: 3 out of 5
Drinks: 2 out of 5
Service: 2 out of 5
Cleanliness: 4 out of 5