Sandra M.
Yelp
We ordered from here due to the ratings and online recommendations. Is there another Happy Takeout that we missed because I have no idea what everyone is talking about when they say this food is good - either the cook was out for the day and we got a bad batch or y'all love sub par food. We love, love Chinese food but this isn't it.
We had the famous orange chicken, chicken lo mein, wontons, and potstickers. It was all terrible, which I guess is a feat in itself.
Orange chicken - spongy breading, chicken was dried out (tasted old and stale). No real flavor.
Chicken lo mein- tasteless (how is that possible). I had to put an insane amount of soy sauce so it could be edible, and I gave up after a few bites because the noodles were dry and sticky. The noodles were hot when they arrived, but it tasted like they had reheated day old food.
Potstickers- same spongy breading. I peeled off the breading and ate the meat. These were more like empanadas.
Wontons - super thick, tasteless, flat, not much inside.
For over $60, this meal was terrible. We were so excited to eat here and are disappointed to have wasted our time and money. After a few unsuccessful bites, we ended up throwing it all out. Luckily, we had leftovers from lunch that tided us over.
I don't trust anyone who recommends eating here - they are lying or have terrible taste in food.