Jonathan F.
Yelp
Let me preface this by saying that I very rarely, if ever, use Yelp. I've never desired for an account, I've never wanted to leave a review before. But I take my haunted attractions quite seriously, and feel like people should know. Additionally, I don't like giving negative reviews. But in this instance, it is necessary. I truly hope this haunt can reinvent itself and return to being top 10 worthy. I'll be glad to return when they do.
I attended Headless Horseman last night, 10/19/19. I specifically drove there from Philadelphia, as I wanted to experience one of Haunt World's top 10 in America. Boy, do I regret that decision.
My friend and I arrived at 10pm, 45 minutes ahead of our "reservation." It took four(4) hours for us to travel all ten attractions. The majority of that time was spent standing in over crowded lines. We started with the hayride, as you do, and that was lackluster at best. We boarded the trailer, which was in serious need of a new layer of hay. The woman, Walker, narrating our ride barely put forth any effort or theatrics, and took us out of the element by directing our attention directly at the scenes that were supposed to scare us. She didn't seem to care at all! There was a good 5 or 6 minutes where the ride relied exclusively on animatronics to do the job of actors, and most of them were timed very poorly and were in need of some TLC.
When we disembarked the hayride, we had another 15-20 minutes of standing in line for the next attraction. I use attraction very loosely. The Lunar Motel "corn maze" is a maze in name only. Yes, the scenery was well constructed, but I didn't pay to check out the decor. There were stretches of this 15 minute walk where nothing happens. I walked past scenes that were very obviously supposed to have actors, but did not. I walked past actors that were very obviously part of scenes, but didn't make any effort what so ever. Very few employees made any attempt to scare us. So little an attempt, that I took matters into my own hands and scared more people around me than the people paid to scare us. I walked through one scene in the Horseman's Crypt that had an actor in it who just stood, staring at a wall. They didn't even acknowledge us as we walked right past them. Or even when I stated I knew they were there.
When we finished the corn maze, it was right back into a line that took another 20 minutes, roughly, to progress through. Which culminated in seeing a guy "sexily'' eat a maggot for $5. I would have been more impressed if he was doing it for free and was eating handfuls at a time. The next house we walked through was full of more people staring at us, not knowing what to do as guests made their way through.
I didn't even get to see the magic show. I'm pretty bitter about that.
The final house took five minutes to walk through because there was no pacing at all. No pacing for any of the attractions, but this was the final one of the night so you'd think they'd put a bit more effort into their piece de resistance. The longest part of the night was standing in line for this. It took almost an hour to get to the front and be able to enter. And then 5 minutes to get through.
I will not make this trip again. I'd advise you save your money. Go someplace that actually cares about their business and guests.