Elija Bandersnatch
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It’s a strange area, out there where the geese land and cold river winds blow. Feels kind of like a no man’s land of sorts, the Delta Park playing fields close by, the marshes, the river, the houseboats. I’d been meaning to go to Heavy Plays for a long time and was excited, wanted to like it, wanted it to be a treasure in the wasteland, a place to stop on the way back from Portland. Last call so to speak.
So I got the basket of shrimp and they were ok. Just ok. They didn’t light a spark of joy in my heart, excite me like a shooting star on clear night. By the time I finished the meal I debated leaving the last one. They weren’t bad, just not great. They lacked umami. They lacked depth. The Fries were Ok too, not bad… a little better than the shrimp, but that’s in the nature of fries. They are potatoes, they are bland by nature. They in the highlight of the meal, but shouldn’t have been.
To be fair this is personal taste and someone else might find that food fantastic, but it didn’t capture my imagination, I wish it did. And on to the place itself. It didn’t feel particularly, welcoming to me. The seating kind of awkward, the fountain machine out of order, the floor not terribly clean, it just felt, kind of not ready.
Heavy Plays is in an internet dead zone and I asked if they had a WiFi network and they said yes and referred me to a sign with the password. After entering said password, my phone informed me that their WiFi was not connected to the internet. The owner’s reaction was kind of odd, instead saying “Can I help you?” she said, “ What can I say?” And shrugged her shoulders. And there I was standing there holding my phone like I was holding a dirty diaper, I felt I suddenly became invisible.
Well I figured it out, but it felt strange like, You’re on your own here. Overall it just didn’t feel welcoming for me at Heavy Plays. I can see they really believe in their food and put their heart into it. It’s well prepared, just not to my taste. For me, it was bland. I’m sure for someone else it would be perfect. For a team coming off the fields excited by a game, although pricey it would be the catch of the day, but I wouldn’t recommend it for a romantic date or a place to savor a meal of complex flavors.
The fruit drink was great!