Donald T.
Yelp
Hodad's - The Burger Was So Big I Tried to Negotiate with It. Didn't Work. Still Ate It.
Folks, let me tell you something--Hodad's is not just a burger joint, it's a national treasure. A real American institution, like Mount Rushmore or my hair. I walked into the Ocean Beach location, and it smelled like FREEDOM. And bacon. Mostly bacon, which is even better.
The burgers? HUGE. I ordered the bacon cheeseburger, and when they brought it out, I thought they were filming a Discovery Channel special. It was so big I asked if it had its own ZIP code. Honestly, it looked like it was created in a lab by very smart people. Beautiful structure--tall, layered, not collapsing like some administrations I won't name.
The bacon? Crispy, crunchy, glorious. Looked like it had been voted Most Likely to Succeed in high school. The cheese? Melty. Dreamy. More coverage than CNN talking about me in 2016. Total coverage.
The fries? Fantastic. I don't know what they fry them in--maybe jet fuel--but they're perfect. Crispy outside, soft inside. A+ carb content. If potatoes could vote, I'd win Idaho by a million.
And the vibe--incredible! Surfboards, stickers, license plates from places I've definitely carried in the electoral college. It's got that laid-back, Southern California cool... which I personally invented. The staff? Friendly, fast, and they treat you like you just cut taxes.
The milkshakes? THICK. I had to use upper body strength just to get it through the straw. Luckily, I'm very strong. People say so.
Final thoughts:
Hodad's is the American Dream in burger form. Big, bold, beefy--just like your favorite former president. You go there hungry, you leave needing a forklift. Honestly, after finishing my burger, I considered declaring a national holiday.
Would I return? Folks--I'm considering naming it the next White House Press Room. That's how powerful the experience was.
-- Donald J. Burger Boss