Craig S.
Yelp
The pool is the rule at this 12 room tropical boutique located one New York avenue block off the gloriously mellow main beach on the great Isla Holbox -a fisherman village/island paradise that's just a 2 hour drive and 30 minute ferry from the Cancun Airport ( it's well on its way to Ibiza proportion nonsense I'm afraid, so hustle before it's overrun with dickheads from Tel Aviv.) or you can take a death defying and by all accounts terrifying 15 minute puddle jumper ride that's 150 bucks.
We were a group of 23 well traveled and well mannered movers and shakers and candlestick makers from across the lands of New York and LA, gathered on a 4 day sojourn at the bequest of two October birthday babies. They set the whole thing up so we had no contact with the joint until we arrived.
Once off the ferry Kim, myself and a few others from our group jumped onto these quad runner/golf cart contraptions that serve perfectly as the island's taxi fleet. No cars for pleasure on the island, it's a bike around town and these Quadrunner cabs. 10 minutes on the contraption and bing bop boom you've arrived at Punta Caliza. Probably 8 bucks tops a head.
We popped up to the outdoor lobby/check in/front desk and easy peasy we were in rm 11 in 5 minutes. No jerkoffs selling timeshares, none of that shit. Nice polite people. Small crew. Seemed like only 4 people worked there. There was another structure that was rumored to be a spa/yoga studio, but I never got there.
The rooms are thatch roofed tropical huts with modern amenities and a touch of slickness that I had no problem with. These guys did a nice job on these rooms. Great stand up rainforest shower, awesome bed, excellent air condition, and a fan directly above the bed. I can't stop thinking about how great I slept with the fan above the bed. We took naps after the beach a few days just because the sleeping situation was for me, magic. Kim says the room smelled amazing, like cedar, the towels were big and nice. The coolest thing though is that every room opens out to a private little secluded plunge pool (small, I guess you could get freaky deaky in there but not sure that's what it's for) and then there's a door to the main pool. All the rooms are situated around the rectangle pool. We found it incredibly ingenious and excellent. And the photo opportunities were magnificent. The triangle shapes of the roofs with the blue rectangular pool in the center is a Wallpaper Magazine wet dream.
There is a completely outdoor bar/restaurant area right off the pool and we all gathered there night one and ate and drank and played music. We had all the rooms and took the joint over, except for one stiff French couple (They should have introduced themselves said hi, and joined in but no dice) It was phenomenal, the staff couldn't really handle all the action adequately, but everyone was in such good moods it didn't matter. I had a lackluster melted pina colada. It was clear to me they are new on the scene and still need some reps in order to provide excellent service. That said all the food I ate there I thought was good, guacamole, shrimp quesadillas, ceviche, some other stuff too. Over the 4 days our friend Levi ordered 35 spicy margaritas and at least 5 pulled duck sandwiches and 4 or 5 bone marrow appetizers that looked mouth watering. They served good coffee in the morning and one morning I had chicken enchiladas that were close to gourmet. I felt like the people that worked in the kitchen were well trained and diligent.
The hotel had 10 of the shittiest barely rideable bikes I've ever seen, didn't quite get that. Flat tires, broken seats, could spend a few bucks on bikes that work. They have cable tv in the rooms but every bike i rode was tragic. Riding bikes is fun, riding bikes that break ain't no fun, even in paradise, hombre.
The worst thing about the whole place was the mosquitoes that bum rushed the people every day at 5:30-6:30. Jurassic Park shit. Aside from bug spray I hope they come up with a solution. Mosquito nets, an app or something. Some in our group really got chewed up by these crazy mosquitoes.
The worst thing about the hotel was that following the first night they didn't keep the bar area open for us. at 11 pm. inexplicable. Was stupid and left an extremely bad taste in our mouths. Idiotic. We left as simply as we arrived, paid the incidentals (Kim and I spent close to 500 bucks total including our transportation. Room ran us 860.00 or so for 4 nights. I thought it was fairly priced, probably leaning towards the expensive side of this island, but you gotta pay if you wanna play. I sincerely hope they iron out their inefficiencies because they built a beautiful place.