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I think this place is Royalty because this is the HOUSE OF KINGS
I tried another Wing Place but it didn't have that HOUSE OF ZING
It's the kind of place to which all my friends I'd HOUSE OF BRING
Best service and best Chicken is always here at HOUSE OF WINGS
I don't love your mother, it was just a casual HOUSE OF FLING
I don't love your father, it's not my fault he's so HOUSE OF CLINGY
I'm a free love kinda wing eater, so I HOUSE OF SWING
But if you want some Chicken I say head straight to HOUSE OF WINGS
If you can't spell Wing then come here and enjoy a HOUSE OF WEENG
If a girl climbs out of your TV you watched the HOUSE OF RING
If you prefer some Szechuan Chicken, then go to HOUSE OF CHONGQING
But if you want some perfect Wings, get on down to HOUSE OF WINGS
If you want Boba, then go in stead to Tampa's HOUSE OF DING
If I'm in the bathroom when you order, I might HOUSE OF SING
If you're in the bathroom with me, I'll show you my HOUSE OF THING
But if you want some perfect chicken, get on down to HOUSE OF WINGS
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What to get: The Best Wings in Florida, and some of the best in the country
What not to get: An album by Wings
My notes said: Perfect wings, obama sauce is amazing, sad story
If the wings make you squeak, then it's Mouse Of Wings.
Pretty much the best wings I've had outside of Buffalo and that's saying a lot cuz I've tried plenty. Amazing service too, and extremely affordable compared to most crap wing places including the worst of the worst (Buffalo Wild Wings).
If you get legally married to these wings because theyr'e so good, you're the Spouse Of Wings.
Only one place outside Buffalo comes close to these. Yes, these are right up there with the ones in Pittsburgh at Bob's Big Shot (Old Bay Wet Style) and possibly even better - and everything they make is delicious, with succulent, juicy, and generous wonderful wings, dreamy perfect sauces, and the prices aren't bad either.
If you spill the sauce all over your shirt, especially if you're a girl, then it's a Blouse Of Wings.
It's located in a part of town that's so depressing that it makes me ashamed to be part of capitalism. You should come and see it for yourself before telling me that capitalism works for everyone, because it only works for very few, and then a whole bunch of us are getting by decently, and then a whole bunch more are living like this. Starving bodies in alleyways, lying on the ground, disabled people with ribs sticking out living along the streets, and little starving cats and dogs wandering around them. I literally cried. I've seen bad stuff in other countries and in this country, but this area looked like pure famine. And yet it's one of the trendiest holiday cities in the richest country on earth. It made me think that I'm a monster. It made me think that we all are.
If you get soaked in the sauce, then you can say you're a Douse Of Wings.
So get on over here and get these wonderful wings, and stop on the nearby streets and feed some of the poor souls who aren't even strong enough to stand up and ask for money. And maybe while we're enjoying these perfect wings we can do a double take on capitalism and what it means, and leads to, because I'm not sure what else to do about it than write this about it. What about you? Any ideas?
Now for more rapping.
If I was a Klingon I would rather go to HOUSE OF KLINGS
Or if I was Merciless I'd rather go to HOUSE OF MINGS
Or if I was Indian then I might go to HOUSE OF SINGHS
But I'm none of those 3 things so I just come to HOUSE OF WINGS
If I broke my arm then I would come here with a HOUSE OF SLING
If I was on mIRC I'd know how to HOUSE OF PING
When I'm in Nevada I might see Carmella HOUSE OF BING
But when I'm in Miami I come straight on down to HOUSE OF WINGS
If you have to let it Linger come on down to HOUSE OF LINGS
If you love to eat dem pringles bring them down to HOUSE OF PRINGS
If you are a gringo then instead just go to HOUSE OF GRINGS
But if you're into chicken then just come on down to HOUSE OF WINGS
If you're Wayne and Garth then instead you should go to HOUSE OF SCHWINGS
If your day hinges upon good chicken, go to house of HINGS
And if you are Jamaican or Barbadan, here's the HOUSE OF TINGS
You must come and try delicious chicken here at HOUSE OF WINGS
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