Clayton J.
Yelp
I'd give these guys two stars if it wasn't for my previous experience at Smarty Pants. These high reviews are clearly coming from people too drunk to know better, or from a long line of bad cooks, who make TV dinners taste like a holiday meal.
This place is small, but it's probably a good idea since the food is so weak, a larger spot would give the impression that this place was dead. Everyone working here was really nice, the problem today was 100% what I was served.
They had a breakfast Taco special and it came highly recommended. After a long wait. The hashbrowns tasted old. They weren't crisp despite being brown and they had zero seasoning. I don't care if it's a pinch, you season potatoes. Also, don't cook up a griddle full knowing eventually you'll have a customer,cook it hot and fresh.
The taco's weren't bad, but it was almost impossible to detect any Chorizo, furthermore, when I found the meat and tasted it, it was just ground sausage, there was nothing spices of Mexican about it. The dominating flavor was the canned refried beans. These dry tacos would have been better with salsa, but despite having it, it wasn't included.
This place is in the middle of nowhere and has to have niche clientele. We were on our way to SODO, so it was convenient. That said the food was horrible and reflective of the same flavorless poorly cooked fare we previously had at Smarty Pants.