John K.
Yelp
Hands-down, one of the worst pizzas I've ever had.
I knew I didn't love the pizza here, because I had never been back since first trying it a couple years ago. But I was right around the corner for something else and wanted pizza and all the super high reviews started playing tricks on my memory. To be fair, I couldn't remember why I hadn't loved it and I thought maybe I liked it or maybe last time was a fluke and it's actually as good as many of the reviews seem to suggest. As soon as he handed me the pizza, I remembered one thing I hadn't liked about it:the toppings are way too much for the crust. He handed me the pizza and it felt like he was handing me. A dumbbell at the gym.
No way for me to know, of course but I'm guessing this pizza weighs about four times what a pizza from Vito and Nick's or flo and Santos would weigh. Then as soon as I bid into the first slice, I remembered the other reasons why I don't like this pizza: way way, way too much sauce and since I don't love the flavor of the sauce, that's even more annoying, and too much cheese, something I don't think I've ever said Before about any other pizza. I got half pepperoni and half sausage; I vastly prefer pepperoni, but every once in a while when someone claims, for example, to be "known" for their sausage, I'll do half-and-half. I definitely do not like their sausage, but since the pepperoni is nothing to write home about it, didn't really matter today.
I may forget in another two or three years why I hate this pizza, but this time hopefully I will remember to look for my own review rather than falling. Pray to all the others on here. Admittedly, most people seem to love this place, so don't take my word for it; go give it a shot. But if you want my advice, order the pasta. I haven't tried it, but it's got to be better than the pizza.