benjamin p.
Yelp
If you ever wanted to travel in a time machine and taste Italian America restaurant food from 1976, here's your chance. Was it edible? Yes. Was it particularly good in any way other than the was SpagettiOs might be to some? Not really. Ok, it wasn't as bad as SpagettiOs but really, it wasn't particularly good either.
This is a full 360 experience, complete with an atmosphere and shticky service straight out of the 70s as well. Yup, there are Chianti bottles encrusted with decades of dripping multi-colored wax, plastic red and white checkered table cloths, a hideous Tuscan-sequel mural, and recognizable Italian phrases as questions tossed in here and there by your server for extra authenticity. Not my idea of a relaxing dinner experience exactly.
Also, it doesn't look as if anyone has cleaned the place or even the tables since the 1970s. The interior really could use a serious steam cleaning... or perhaps just an efficient, accidental kitchen fire. And in case you somehow overlooked the grime, a filthy life sized, stuffed Mickey Mouse slumped over on a chair in the restroom acts as something of a "filth punctuation" on the whole experience.
These guys could really use to get out and see the world. Watching a few contemporary YouTube cooking videos or three wouldn't hurt either.
In a word, I'd just say, gross! And no, I would never step into a place like this on my own accord, were it not trying to be polite to a couple of old people who really wanted to go there.