Angela G.
Yelp
I'm getting straight to the point: THIS PLACE COULD BE GREAT IF THEY LET THEIR EGO GO!!!!!! Ok, positives: Dining room and well-meaning waitstaff. Negatives: Management team (including chef) who clearly aren't listening, overly seasoned food/subpar food in general, slow service and OVERPRICED, OVERPRICED, OVERPRICED. The obsession with presentation is real. We were invited to watch a "photoshoot" of items from the new menu offerings. We went to the back and observed people gawking like movie directors over a towering display of seafood. Um,ok. I thought the photog was going to ask the lobster to "make love to the camera!"
Returning to the table, we ordered wine and apps, and waited. And waited. Mind you, we were one of 2 tables of 2 in the entire restaurant. Twenty minutes later were were served salty (you ain't foolin' me, I know Old Bay when I taste it) crab cakes. Meanwhile, several staff members were taking more pics of food in the dining room.
Entrees - We were never given new silverware, but grabbed the extra from the other place settings that were never removed from the table (kinda tacky, but we were glad to have it since we weren't given fresh utensils to eat entrees). The server came back to the table - not to bring silverware, but to ask if we wanted a picture! WTF? Not, "How does everything look?" Or, "Oh wait, I see you need silverware." We didn't come here to flex for the Gram, we came to eat!
My mahi mahi was good, again, over seasoned, but had a nice cook on it. The server said it came with spinach. There was none. He swore there was. Ok. The garlic whipped potatoes I ordered with the fish, I had to remind him of, came out 10 minutes later. Not cold, but barely warm.
But here's the Big Kahuna Kicker! My boyfriend ordered the stuffed lobster, the Naomi Campbell of the photoshoot ($135 mind you). This comes with no side. Again, over seasoned. But get this.....It was only split down the middle - with the spinal membrane thingy still attached! The claws were not pre-split. After struggling with a knife and fork to open the claws, I asked the chef for "crackers." He indicated that since the item was new on the menu, they hadn't got a chance to order them yet. He then said, "not to make excuses" after he was giving excuses! He then offered to shear the shells open in the back. This, after we had hacked our way through most of it. The chef did send out a few pieces they salvaged in the back while we were waiting for desert.
There was so much - the dry chocolate cake..... I had to negotiate a giant roll of toilet paper and my clutch in the restroom while squatting over the toilet since there was no fixture for paper.
Fine dining this is not, SO STOP CHARGING LIKE IT!!!! I have no problem paying for the experience if the service is top notch. Presentation is nice, but we need the practical to balance.
Two apps, two entrees, two glasses of wine came to $352. Tip was automatically included. No offer of even partial concession for the lobster left on the plate. Judging by the defensiveness of the manager and the chef when I suggested improvements (seafood cracking tools or pre-cutting shells), they won't be making any changes.
It's romantic. Maybe do it for the Gram? As we were walking back to our car down the sidewalk, the chef bid us goodbye, popping his head out the window like the ridiculous Jack in the Box bill holder. Someone was taking a pic in the swing, surrounded by the artificial topiary outside the restaurant. I almost killed myself tripping over a giant metal grate that the city of Royal Oak needs to seriously repair on the sidewalk.
It was a dining experience that was beautiful and creepy, vain and self-entitled, ..... insecure and full of so much potential. They should rename it "Millennial."