Micah Gaudio
Google
"Intermezzo: Where Espresso Meets Existential Crisis and Day Drinking is a Lifestyle Choice"
Let me tell you about Intermezzo, the magical café/bar/temple of caffeinated enlightenment where you can start your day with a lavender latte and end it with a cocktail called Bedroom Music — which, let’s be honest, is also the name of the playlist you’ll be making after two of those.
First of all, the vibe? Industrial chic meets botanical speakeasy. Everyone here is either working on a screenplay, doing a remote coding session, or pretending they understand the difference between Kyoto drip and cold brew (spoiler: I ordered both and just got really anxious in HD).
Now, the drinks? Let’s break it down:
Coffee Menu:
You haven’t lived until you’ve had the Honey-Lavender Latte, which tastes like a beekeeper and a yoga teacher collaborated on a cloud. The Kyoto is basically iced coffee that studied abroad in Japan and now insists on being called "artisanal." And don’t sleep on the Banana Cream Cold Brew — it's like your childhood banana pudding ran away to Brooklyn and came back caffeinated and edgy.
Cocktail Game?
"Bedroom Music" is what I call my third personality — Italicus, aperitivo, and sparkling wine? Yes please. It’s a citrusy, herbal daydream that had me flirting with a fern. “His & Hers” features Japanese whiskey and jasmine soda and tastes like sipping secrets at a rooftop garden party. And the Caffe Mezzo? It's vodka, espresso liqueur, and chocolate bitters — in other words, therapy in a glass.
And then there’s Zero-Proof Cocktails, for when you’re detoxing but still want to feel mysterious. The Vacation Club had me believing I was on a beach in Mykonos instead of aggressively eavesdropping on a crypto bro Zoom call next to me.
Summer Menu?
Caffè All’Arancia is espresso, orange zest, and cardamom — it’s what would happen if an orange grove and an espresso machine fell in love during a Wes Anderson movie.
Matcha Mint Refresher tastes like a spa day with benefits. I drank it and immediately forgave my enemies.
And Summer Breeze? Light, gingery, coconutty. I ordered one, sat on the patio, and convinced myself I was the main character.
Final Thoughts:
Come for the coffee, stay for the cocktails, get existential about your life choices somewhere around the Carajillo, and leave knowing you’ve just been to the place where caffeine and class collide in the most delicious way.
Intermezzo isn’t just a coffee shop — it’s a lifestyle, a mood, and probably a future tattoo idea.