Auhbon A.
Yelp
This was an exhausting experience...
I gave this place a shot after seeing decent reviews and recommendations on yelp and reddit, so I was very confused to find that it was not good at all.
I ordered a large cheese and tomato pizza along with 2 meatballs for delivery.
The meatballs were very dense and not tasty. I don't know what to say other than it was flavorless. Also, very minor issue, but the bag they came in got kinda soaked by the sauce spilling out.
The pizza was terrible- greasy and rubbery cheese, dough had zero bite to it, and no sauce. Let me emphasize that there was no sauce; I literally peeled back the cheese hoping I was just imagining things. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragic that a pizza called "Cheese and Tomato Pizza" had no tomato. There were some hints of remnants of sauce along the outer crust but that was about it. The dough as I said had no bite- by this, I just mean it was very soft and bready. Maybe that's what some people want, but yeah if you're looking for any sort of crispiness or crunch, you won't find it here (at least I didn't). It's even more amazing because underneath the pizza had a few black spots... so you'd think that would translate into some sort of texture, but I guess not. What's more, you could see the end parts of the crust were half yellow from soaking in all that grease.
Incredible how this missed on so many levels. We made sure to check multiple slices in case the first 2 were just unlucky. At first, I thought maybe it's just not my style? I mean I don't get all the positive reviews. But, I really don't know who this is made for... Honestly, at this point I'm assuming at least some of the reviews must be fake; either that or this place just has a cult following or something... I would be embarrassed to sell/serve this.
I feel bad writing such a harsh review, especially if the people running this place are nice, but I need to be honest...
Even with all that being said, seeing all the great reviews on the side as I'm typing this has me so confused... The juxtaposition is absolutely incredible, it's almost as if i'm hallucinating lol.