Jessica M.
Yelp
It's 2010 and my New Years resolution is to go to more dive bars. But no, I need to take it a step further, as I am not one to half ass anything. I have gathered a group of my favorite hoodlums ( aka- friends) and we have decided to try 1 -4 new dives each weekend on a mini crawl through DFW. We even came up with a rating system based on 10 criteria: Drinks, Games, Entertainment, Decor, Atmosphere, clientele, food, bathrooms, Music, and Miscellaneous.
This was bar #3. ( For those of you who read my reviews- I skipped #2 as it was Cosmos and I have reviewed it before- so on with the show).
1. Bar- good selection and cheap as hell Miller Lites! $2.75? I'll take 11.
2. Games- One pool table scrunched in the back. Don't even attempt to go back there unless you are playing because you will for sure get stabbed by a pool stick.
3. Entertainment- none to speak of other than watching the guy who was kicked out of Cosmos for being too drunk attempt to drink at this bar instead.
4. Decor- old booths, a lot of tables crunched into one small space. Decent patio/deck
5. Atmosphere- dark dark dark and old. But cozy and intimate
6. Clientele- holy friendly! One nice man offered us his table as he was leaving and a big group next to us took pictures with us ( to document the evening of course).
7. Food- again, I didn't eat but the said large group from criteria #6 were all eating massive burgers and telling me how delicious they were. I want to go to there.
8. Bathrooms- again, disgusting- but easily overlooked as there was so much graffiti to keep me occupied including someone who wrote "milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made". Amazing.
9. Music- old old old jukebox with hardly any current music. I found some Ike and Tina that, of course, rocked everyone's socks off.
10. Miscellaneous- this should just be called the "smell" category as this place choked me with the stench of BO. Seriously people, pull it together.
I love this place. For reals. Don't ever change.